My 2 year old son is hung like a horse - where should I move?

[Seymour]

How sure are you that he is YOUR kid?

I know he's mine - don't fuck with my mind - though my wife has fucked like 5 of my neighbors over the last few years.

 

[honkee]

Dress up as a woman and let him practice his karate moves on ya, Mr Miyagi.
Better yet give him his first BJ, ya freak

 

[Seymour]

gonna suck for you if your son goes through that Oedipus Complex some weirdo kids go through. Enjoy a lifetime of inadequacy. I've learned to embrace my inadequacy by crying myself real good then using my tears as lubricant to beat my janky poo.

I know this thread is about my little boy and what's best for him but can you imagine what it's like for me when my two year old son already has a bigger cock than me? But that's another thread.

 

[honkee]

Are you gonna show him the famous 2 pump

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I'm going to beat the living shit out of your son the first time I see him.

 

[pumpuup]

Are you a bit confused?

Is it possible your having delusional fantasies and this two year old is not your son but in reality is your twenty year old gay lover.:think2:

 

[Starbuck]

Is it possible your having delusional fantasies and this two year old is not your son but in reality is your twenty year old gay lover.:think2:

:missingte

 

[CaptainMorgan]

What a stupid and useless thread

 

[MrJ]

Also no reason not to want what's best for your kid. I totally agree. But pimping your kid to be in the porn business when he is two years old is the dumbest idea I've ever seen or heard.

There is always one...

Seymour, all you really need to do is make sure he's around sluts 24/7. You just need him comfortable with the opposite sex and then just send pics to the directors when he comes of age.

 

[rogerdoger2007]

wow I have seen some sick posts. i think this one takes the prize>> Maybe you can hook him up with themanej2001 he may like your son :missingte