HAHAHAH....just spit out my drink....
funny story...
years ago a buddy of mine went out on a blind date...
things got pretty heavy....had his fingers in her...
started to smell something REALLY BAD...pulled his fingers out...
and told the bitch to get the fuck out of the car...
he said his fvcking fingers and the car smelled like dog shit and cow manure...lol
he also said he had to ride home w/ all the windows open and his hand out the window...
alll the way home....I can't even make this shit up...to funny...
to this day...I still fvck with him about it...ha
Same thing with a bud headed to a bar with some girls. He was fingering her in back seat and all of sudden the funk hit. God it was awful. Windows rolled down and everything. Sure girl was emabarrassed as hell. He ran straight to bathroom and washed his hands for 10 min. Told girl not to get near him
Reminds me old story bout dude picking girl up in bar and going out to his car and going down on her. Starts to eat her out and feels something in his mouth and pulls it out. Piece of corn, goes back down on her and same thing but its a green bean. Looks up at her and says I don't mean to sound disrespectville but are you sick? She replies no but the guy before you was
