GAVLAM I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT THE BROADS JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET UP THE STREET TO T'ANTHONY'S AND GET A STEAK AND CHEESE SUB THIS PLACE IS THE BEST.
GALVAM SEE IF THE GIRLS LIKE OLDER GUYS LIKE MYSELF MAYBE I WILL STOP BY FOR SOME AFTERNOON FUN AND YOU BETTER NOT INTRODUCE ME AS YOUR FATHER OR I WILL KICK YOUR ARSE :madasshol
GALVAM SEE IF THE GIRLS LIKE OLDER GUYS LIKE MYSELF MAYBE I WILL STOP BY FOR SOME AFTERNOON FUN AND YOU BETTER NOT INTRODUCE ME AS YOUR FATHER OR I WILL KICK YOUR ARSE :madasshol
Lived with 2 relatively attractive girls for a couple of years. Some good sexual tension was there for the first couple months or so, but that ultimately wore off and things became more brother-and-sister like. In fact, one of my best friends started dating one of them, so that made things odd at times, especially when they'd get in a fight. Not only that, I actually found them to be more dirty and far more high maintence than guy roommates. One of the biggest misconceptions is that girls are cleaner than guys. It was pretty overrated overall tbh.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a manhole!
Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
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Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!
:drink:
What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall?
He breaks his nose!
:aktion033
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A Jew that likes girls more than money!
:money8:
How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her!
:smoker2:
A Jew dropped a penny down a manhole!
Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
ope:Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!
:drink:
What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall?
He breaks his nose!
:aktion033
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A Jew that likes girls more than money!
:money8:
How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her!
:smoker2:
What's the difference between a Jewish woman and poverty?
Poverty sucks!
How did they know Jesus was a Jew?
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God and he thought his mother was a virgin!
What do Jewish women make for dinner?
Reservations!
Poverty sucks!
How did they know Jesus was a Jew?
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God and he thought his mother was a virgin!
What do Jewish women make for dinner?
Reservations!
Sadly TTP was probably the most accurate assessment of the situation and most of the other stuff in this thread is bullshit. If you get some from one of them wrap it up and/or get tested because that's the whore. Women are fucking awful to live with, plain and simple. You're never going to enjoy taking a shit unti you're out of there, they're going to fucking hound you for every little thing you fuck up in the house whether it's leaving your laundry in the dryer or leaving the seat up. If you play the nice card you are officially going to be the sounding board for all of their problems and you're not far from "You know what pisses me off about guys?" and all the bullshit that will ensue. In that situation do not defend men because you're already wrong and they will remember every little fucking thing that you say for the entire year you're there. It always sounds like an awesome idea but this ain't a movie, you are effectively fucked. Congrats.
