Movie quotes

[CityChicken]

Thanks for the ride lady!

 

[CityChicken]

I smell varmit poontang, the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang

 

[CityChicken]

Theres a new sheriff in town, and his name is reggie hammond

 

[CityChicken]

BOY Clark this bread pudding is extra runny tonite

 

[CityChicken]

momma always said sex was like a box of choclates, the ones with the cherries are the best

 

[Devilwoman]

Outlander!!! Come out! We have your woman outlander!! Outlander!!! Outlander! We have your woman!

 

[Devilwoman]

Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

 

[hater]

"We need to talk about your TPS reports"

 

[pubguy]

"Two men enter. One man leaves."

 

[pubguy]

I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.

 

[Devilwoman]

Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot!

 

[pubguy]

I'll be baaack

 

[pubguy]

Yo, Adrian.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

"Sorry folks, Parks closed for 2 weeks for cleaning and repairs"

 

[cut-paste-hero]

That's not a real gun Clark

"Yes it is, it is a Magnum PI"

 

[PBR]

They TOOK the bar...they took the WHOLE, FUCKING bar.

 

[hckynt67]

spit on it, your tearing it apart

 

[hckynt67]

Look it momma, the dogs doin me now

 

[seriousaddiction]

You remember that spelling bee you won in the 1st grade?
Oh no, you didn't.
Rock? "r-o-k"?
Yea, so what's your point?
r-o-C-k!
Ohh! The "C" is silent.

 

[seriousaddiction]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.