Movie Quotes

[NES]

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

 

[Willie99]

"everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you"

 

[SlashednThrashed]

All 3 from the same movie...

I struck out Mike Schmidt in an exhibition game. Struck his ass right out.

Hey Yankees, you can take your crappy trophy's and shove them right up your asses!
Nice. See you next year bitches!

 

[Bushay]

'They hang people for that Cora"


Jack Nicholson
The Postman always rings twice

 

[NES]

Jesus Marimba!

Jack Nicholson as the Joker

 

[royboy_3831]

I'm Nick Beam.That's what I told her. I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit. She'd be crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time." I'm gonna "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superdick? As for Nick Beam, I'm fit, lit, and I damn sure ain't takin' no shit. So you can get the fuck out. That's what I'd 'a told the bitch. That's what I told the bitch."

nothing to lose

 

[5teamparlay]

I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

- Horrible Bosses

 

[TheCommish]

Where we're going...we don't need roads....

 

[gmenknicks]

any of you homos touch me and i'll kill ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrllCZw8jiM

 

[eroscillator]

i'm american, honey, our names dont mean shit

 

[eroscillator]

100 free internets to first person who names the movie this quote came from..............
gay hooker: wanna date??
eastwood: i dont eat sweets.

 

[OAKAS]

Tightrope

 

[Dude]

No No No Fuck you Fuck Ball. LA is an open city and I dont think I have to get permission from nobody..

 

[eroscillator]

Tightrope

Winner!!!!!!

 

[eroscillator]

"nothing wrong with shootin,,,,,long as the right people get shot"

"when a naked man is chasing a woman thru an alley with a butcher knife..............he aint collectin for the red cross"

"this is the fillmore district of the VFW.................very few whites"

 

[5teamparlay]

Dale: So you took the penis foods as an imitation of fuck her.
Kurt: No. I
took her invitation of fuck her, as an invitation of fuck her.

horrible bosses....

 

[HiPockets]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

 

[5teamparlay]

Dave Harken: You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!



Horrible Bosses...

 

[wilheim]

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?

 

[wilheim]

Contains profane language in case your dainty.