Most fucked up day of my life.......

[levistep]

This toilet we've had a lot of major problems with. People had been using it all night and when I went it I had to use a bunch of TP. That's what clogged the toilet.

Ok, that makes a lot more sense. I don't think i've ever seen a toilet get clogged from shit, but a lot of tp will do it.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Tampons clog toilets too.

:thumbsup2:

 

[GameBreaker]

I'm sorry no matter what you laugh at I am the type of guy that can't help but feel sorry for ya, that is pretty brutal.

But I wish I was the guy that could laugh and feel ok about laughing at it.

 

[HinesWard86]

Jesus, that IS a shitty day...LITERALLY! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :nohead:

As for meeting up when you guys are up here...I won't know my work schedule until probably earlier that week. Since it's not a Skins home game weekend, there's a good possibility that I'll have to work Friday and/or Saturday night. But I'll find out and let you know. Are you flying or driving? If driving, Richmond is on the way to College Park, so maybe you guys could stop in for a meal or some shit.

Let me know when you get all your crap figured out.

Hey skins, we are driving so if you want to catch dinner with us that would be cool. We'll try to nail down specifics when it gets closer to that time

 

[HinesWard86]

So yea, this day has really fucking sucked. You owe me a threesome God.

Funny how things work out...one day is terrible, the next day is great.
7-1 today with Akron ML hitting as well
http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=401769

You don't owe me a threesome anymore God....just 72 virgins

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Hey skins, we are driving so if you want to catch dinner with us that would be cool. We'll try to nail down specifics when it gets closer to that time

Sounds good. If you're driving straight up 95 you'll pass Richmond. Hopefully you won't get shot up.

 

[DELSOLII]

any chance of getting laid that night was tossed out of the window.

kind of reminded me of the scene in dumb and dummer.

hope you are feeling better.

 

[919]

Ok, that makes a lot more sense. I don't think i've ever seen a toilet get clogged from shit, but a lot of tp will do it.

Not true. I clogged a buddy of mines toilet with the biggest log you ever saw. He had to go outside and get a stick to break it up...I wasn't gonna do it.

 

[kidslick]

Right now, I'm just laughing at this it's been such a ridiculous day.........

First, this was the 2nd day in a row where I took a shit and a bunch of blood came out. So I go to the doctor and they tell me I have internal hemroids, lovely. I had had a hemroid for 4 days but thought it was just a regular one where u put Preparation H on it and it goes away....but no....if you put Preparation H on it it bleeds like a motherfucker.

good luck with the internal hemroids, your gonna need it

 

[Arodd]

Not true. I clogged a buddy of mines toilet with the biggest log you ever saw. He had to go outside and get a stick to break it up...I wasn't gonna do it.

hahahah that might be the funniest shit in this thread

 

[levistep]

Not true. I clogged a buddy of mines toilet with the biggest log you ever saw. He had to go outside and get a stick to break it up...I wasn't gonna do it.

Was it one of those small toilets or was it one of the jumbo size they have in most public restrooms? My cousin's house has one of those tiny ass toilets where I have to hold my cock in my hand or else it crams into the front of the toilet the thing is so damn small.

 

[AngleBroom]

Reminds me of a time a friend of mine threw a small party. We had a good ratio of women to men 3:1, and I was mackin to this chick when I suddenly got the bubbles. Got to the toilet just in time.... was wondering what the hell am I gonna do about this smell, then decided hell with it, flushed and the toilet filled to the rim. I thought thank God. It settled and I tried to flush again and out she came, bubbles, toilet paper and all. Chicks were knockin on the door like "are u ok in there"? My face was red as a tomato.

 

[bigplay]

wow... thats like something out of a movie

Get the right actors, it maybe a blockbuster. LOL

Sorry to make light of your situation Hines. Hope everything comes out allright.

 

[hm2.0]

Funny how things work out...one day is terrible, the next day is great.
7-1 today with Akron ML hitting as well
http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=401769

You don't owe me a threesome anymore God....just 72 virgins

:lolBIG:winning cures all ills...seriously, hope you;re better so ya can kick some more ass this week.uppy: