More Men Taking Wives Last Name

[Jack Herer]

NES, what´s your wife´s last name?

I am going to take my girlfriend´s last name so that people think I´m gringo.

 

[NES]

Bustos

 

[JakeT.]

I had a bus driver growing up with the name Dick Tucker. Not kidding.

 

[Jack Herer]

Bustos

Poor girl. Can you imagine what it was like for her to go to school and have all the kids make fun of her when the teacher was taking attendace. No wonder she has issues.

¿Su esposa le hace honor al apellido?

 

[JakeT.]

¿Su esposa le hace honor al apellido?

My translator is crap.

"Her wife does honor to him to the last name"

 

[Jack Herer]

My translator is crap.

"Her wife does honor to him to the last name"

Right. Her last name is ¨Breasts¨.

 

[NES]

Poor girl. Can you imagine what it was like for her to go to school and have all the kids make fun of her when the teacher was taking attendace. No wonder she has issues.

¿Su esposa le hace honor al apellido?

tiene buenas tetas por ser tan flaca

 

[JakeT.]

tiene buenas tetas por ser tan flaca

"it has good teats for being so skinny"

 

[Jack Herer]

Hahahaha. Muy bien loco, nada como las flacas tetonas.

 

[NES]

Hahahaha. Muy bien loco, nada como las flacas tetonas.

Estamos de acuerdo

 

[JakeT.]

de la perra

 

[Jack Herer]

de la perra

NES or his lovely wife?

 

[NES]

asesor del foro de la mierda

 

[NES]

NES or his lovely wife?

los dos

 

[JakeT.]

NES or his lovely wife?

That's how my translator says to say "bitch " in Spanish. I didn't mean to call his wife a dog although I do feel bad for that confused and unfortunate woman he tricked into marriage.

 

[NES]

No trickery involved, she got lucky when she found me Jakey Poo. But since you probably havent met too many Ticos you probably wouldnt understand.

 

[JakeT.]

No trickery involved, she got lucky when she found me Jakey Poo. But since you probably havent met too many Ticos so you wouldnt understand.

I nailed a Spanish chick once though.

 

[NES]

I nailed a Spanish chick once though.

Was she actually from Spain?

 

[JakeT.]

Was she actually from Spain?

Okay she was Mexican. From Cali.

 

[Jack Herer]

Chicana is the right term.