PGA Bracket - Part 1
By Dan Daly
The Weekly Waggle is coming to you live from the labor and delivery wing this week where my wife and I welcomed our second little girl over the weekend.
A big shout out to my wife; while she didn’t have the unenviable task of taking on “The Snake Pit” I was still very proud of her and of course my little one.
You can go ahead and chalk up a JD “leave of absence” from the PGA Tour in 3, 2, 1…
In honor of March Madness, or since I write a golf article, the WGC Match Play tournament next month, I present you with the first ever…PGA March Madness/Match Play Bracket.
The selection committee was made up of…me.
The winners and losers of each match-up were voted on by a highly select group of golf aficionado’s.
The field was of course seeded 1-16 in each bracket with the brackets consisting of the Masters, US Open, British Open and PGA Championship brackets. (Come on, it’s a golf article, plus I am extremely tired and that seems like the easiest thing to go with!)
With the Masters Bracket winner going against the PGA Championship winner and the US Open winner going against the British Open winner in the final four.
This week we will reveal the First Round Winners below.
Masters Bracket
(1) Paulina Gretzky’s Instagram account vs (16) Ian Poulter’s Twitter account
In what is the single biggest upset of round one, the 16 seed takes out the 1 seed here. Obviously Paulina’s Instagram account going from bikini pics to baby pics really didn’t sit well with the voters.
(2) Patrick Reed’s Necklace vs (15) Stevie Williams’ Chest Hair In Masters Jumpsuit
Sporting the single most talked about piece of jewelry in PGA tour history clearly counts for something. On a side note, this will most likely be the highest ranking Patrick Reed will ever receive.
(3) Greg Norman Masters Meltdown vs (14) Scott Hoch Masters Choke
This one wasn’t even close. Look at the bright side Greg, at least you finally won something Master related.
(4) John Daly’s Ex-Wives vs (113) Tiger's Mistresses (See what I did there for both seeding’s? Clever, I know)
In what was by far the closest vote in the first round, Tiger and his many infidelities just edged JD and his multiple Ex’s. At least JD was able to turn his misfortunes into a Country Music hit.
(5) “Hello Friends” vs (12) Sir Nick Faldo
Faldo may have been awarded some sort of Knighthood but it looks like Jim Nantz is still the king of the booth.
(6) Amen Corner vs (11) The Bear Trap
Please.
(7) Tiger Wood’s Chipping Yips vs (10) Tom Watson’s Putting Yips
I can’t say I’m surprised here, the dude literally putted away anywhere from 5-10 majors.
(8) Steve Stricker’s Inner 'Beast' vs (9) Rory McIlroy ‘Living In The Hall Of Fame’
The Savage Steve Stricker “cruises” to an easy victory here. And rightfully so, they can’t pull that Omega commercial off the air soon enough for me.
vs.
PGA Championship Bracket
(1) Amanda Dufner’s yoga pants vs (16) Billy Horschel’s Pants
Yoga pants…a bikini…does it really matter as long as her ass is somehow involved?
(2) Jason Dufner’s Snuff vs (15) Angel Cabrera Burning Heaters
Some may question the low Cabrera seeding here but the fact that he quit didn’t help his cause here. Dufner won in a landslide.
(3) John Daly The Musician vs (14) Luke Donald The Artist
JD’s music is on Sirius Radio (The Highway, Channel 56). What do you have to show for your “art” Luke?
(4) Tiger/Sergio Feud vs (13) McIlroy/McDowell Fallout
This one was not even close. Rory and Graeme need to step up their cat fighting skills apparently.
(5) Tin Cup vs (12) The Ryder Cup
A 62 in a major, a 12 on the last hole of the same major against what has become a bi-yearly route? Can’t say I’m surprised here.
(6) Elin With A 9-iron vs (11) Stevie William’s With A Camera
I can’t speak for all the voter’s here but I know I for one sure as hell wasn’t going to vote against her if she still has the 9-iron nearby.
(7) Augusta National Chairman vs (10) PGA of America President
One guy took on the world and said EFF YOU we run our tournament the way we want…the other picked Davis Love III again to Captain the Ryder Cup.
(8) Victor Dubuisson’s Facial Hair vs (9) Rickie Fowler’s Facial Hair
One looks like a creepy porn star, and I have to say I am a little surprised the creepy porn star lost here.
US Open Bracket
(1) Jim Furyk’s Sunday meltdowns vs (16) Lee Westwood’s Twitter Meltdown
Westwood went on a one night bender, Furyk has stretched his accomplishment out for several straight years now. This one wasn’t really close.
(2) Adam Scott’s Dating Scorecard vs (15) Bubba Watson’s Wife Finger Tattoo
The biggest landslide in the first round. In fact it was 100% to 0%. I knew I picked a smart group of people the vote.
(3) David Duval’s Sunglasses vs (14) Zach Johnson’s Sunglasses
This one was really simple, one guy made Oakley’s look cool and shot a 59 wearing them in the rain, the other guy couldn’t be cool if he was Adam Scott for a day.
(4) Dustin Johnson’s “leave of absence” vs (13) Anthony Kim’s Disappearance
Let’s just say AK was “blown” away here.
(5) Phil Mickelson’s US Open Meltdown vs. (12) Arnold Palmer’s US Open Meltdown
Hospitality tent, tree, bunker, rough, chip, putt for a smooth double bogey when par wins the US Open and bogey at least gets him a playoff. “I just can't believe that I did that. I am such an idiot.”
(6) Sergio Garcia 2002 U.S Open vs (11) Kevin Na 2012 Players Championship
It appeared as though Sergio managed to piss off the entire state of New York. While not hard to, still impressive none the less.
(7) Brandel Chamblee’s Hair vs (10) Ian Poulter’s Hair
It has its own twitter account, that’s when you know you have something special.
(8) Guan Tianlang’s Pace Of Play vs (9) Ben Crane’s Pace Of Play
We are still waiting for the results of this match-up actually so I just deferred to the higher seed.
vs.
British Open Bracket
(1) Miguel Angel Jimenez’s Cigar vs (16) Joey D Golf Exercise Program
I don’t who the one person that voted for Joey D is…but you sir are fired!
(2) Rory McIlroy's Claret Jug Filled With Jäger vs (15) Phil Mickelson’s Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru
Do I really need to explain this one?
(3) Jean Van De Velde British Open Meltdown vs (14) Adam Scott British Open Meltdown
The Claret Jug engraver was literally engraving his name in the trophy when Van De Velde teed off on 18. You will not see a bigger meltdown in professional sports in your lifetime.
(4) “Ben Hogan has officially rolled over in his grave” vs (13) “Better Than Most”
Take a bow Johnny Miller…that was by far your finest moment in broadcasting.
(5) A John Daly Cocktail vs (12) Graeme McDowell’s GolfBeer Brewing Company
Maybe if the voting was held in Ireland then McDowell may have had a chance, but this is America.
(6) Boo Weekly Math vs (11) FedEx Cup Scoring System
"I don't know nothing about the FedEx Cup." Well Boo, they are still tweaking it every year so apparently they don’t either.
(7) Rickie Fowler’s Flat Billed Hat vs (10) Hunter Mahan’s Flat Billed Hat
At least Fowler has turned his look into a brand and made millions on it. Mahan just looks like a tool.
(8) Fuzzy's Fried Chicken vs (9) Sergio’s Fried Chicken
Fuzzy threw in a side of collard greens to make himself sound extra stupid.
We will return next week with Part 2 as we count down from 32 all the way to the Final Four.
By Dan Daly
The Weekly Waggle is coming to you live from the labor and delivery wing this week where my wife and I welcomed our second little girl over the weekend.
A big shout out to my wife; while she didn’t have the unenviable task of taking on “The Snake Pit” I was still very proud of her and of course my little one.
You can go ahead and chalk up a JD “leave of absence” from the PGA Tour in 3, 2, 1…
In honor of March Madness, or since I write a golf article, the WGC Match Play tournament next month, I present you with the first ever…PGA March Madness/Match Play Bracket.
The selection committee was made up of…me.
The winners and losers of each match-up were voted on by a highly select group of golf aficionado’s.
The field was of course seeded 1-16 in each bracket with the brackets consisting of the Masters, US Open, British Open and PGA Championship brackets. (Come on, it’s a golf article, plus I am extremely tired and that seems like the easiest thing to go with!)
With the Masters Bracket winner going against the PGA Championship winner and the US Open winner going against the British Open winner in the final four.
This week we will reveal the First Round Winners below.
Masters Bracket
(1) Paulina Gretzky’s Instagram account vs (16) Ian Poulter’s Twitter account
In what is the single biggest upset of round one, the 16 seed takes out the 1 seed here. Obviously Paulina’s Instagram account going from bikini pics to baby pics really didn’t sit well with the voters.
(2) Patrick Reed’s Necklace vs (15) Stevie Williams’ Chest Hair In Masters Jumpsuit
Sporting the single most talked about piece of jewelry in PGA tour history clearly counts for something. On a side note, this will most likely be the highest ranking Patrick Reed will ever receive.
(3) Greg Norman Masters Meltdown vs (14) Scott Hoch Masters Choke
This one wasn’t even close. Look at the bright side Greg, at least you finally won something Master related.
(4) John Daly’s Ex-Wives vs (113) Tiger's Mistresses (See what I did there for both seeding’s? Clever, I know)
In what was by far the closest vote in the first round, Tiger and his many infidelities just edged JD and his multiple Ex’s. At least JD was able to turn his misfortunes into a Country Music hit.
(5) “Hello Friends” vs (12) Sir Nick Faldo
Faldo may have been awarded some sort of Knighthood but it looks like Jim Nantz is still the king of the booth.
(6) Amen Corner vs (11) The Bear Trap
Please.
(7) Tiger Wood’s Chipping Yips vs (10) Tom Watson’s Putting Yips
I can’t say I’m surprised here, the dude literally putted away anywhere from 5-10 majors.
(8) Steve Stricker’s Inner 'Beast' vs (9) Rory McIlroy ‘Living In The Hall Of Fame’
The Savage Steve Stricker “cruises” to an easy victory here. And rightfully so, they can’t pull that Omega commercial off the air soon enough for me.
vs.
PGA Championship Bracket
(1) Amanda Dufner’s yoga pants vs (16) Billy Horschel’s Pants
Yoga pants…a bikini…does it really matter as long as her ass is somehow involved?
(2) Jason Dufner’s Snuff vs (15) Angel Cabrera Burning Heaters
Some may question the low Cabrera seeding here but the fact that he quit didn’t help his cause here. Dufner won in a landslide.
(3) John Daly The Musician vs (14) Luke Donald The Artist
JD’s music is on Sirius Radio (The Highway, Channel 56). What do you have to show for your “art” Luke?
(4) Tiger/Sergio Feud vs (13) McIlroy/McDowell Fallout
This one was not even close. Rory and Graeme need to step up their cat fighting skills apparently.
(5) Tin Cup vs (12) The Ryder Cup
A 62 in a major, a 12 on the last hole of the same major against what has become a bi-yearly route? Can’t say I’m surprised here.
(6) Elin With A 9-iron vs (11) Stevie William’s With A Camera
I can’t speak for all the voter’s here but I know I for one sure as hell wasn’t going to vote against her if she still has the 9-iron nearby.
(7) Augusta National Chairman vs (10) PGA of America President
One guy took on the world and said EFF YOU we run our tournament the way we want…the other picked Davis Love III again to Captain the Ryder Cup.
(8) Victor Dubuisson’s Facial Hair vs (9) Rickie Fowler’s Facial Hair
One looks like a creepy porn star, and I have to say I am a little surprised the creepy porn star lost here.
US Open Bracket
(1) Jim Furyk’s Sunday meltdowns vs (16) Lee Westwood’s Twitter Meltdown
Westwood went on a one night bender, Furyk has stretched his accomplishment out for several straight years now. This one wasn’t really close.
(2) Adam Scott’s Dating Scorecard vs (15) Bubba Watson’s Wife Finger Tattoo
The biggest landslide in the first round. In fact it was 100% to 0%. I knew I picked a smart group of people the vote.
(3) David Duval’s Sunglasses vs (14) Zach Johnson’s Sunglasses
This one was really simple, one guy made Oakley’s look cool and shot a 59 wearing them in the rain, the other guy couldn’t be cool if he was Adam Scott for a day.
(4) Dustin Johnson’s “leave of absence” vs (13) Anthony Kim’s Disappearance
Let’s just say AK was “blown” away here.
(5) Phil Mickelson’s US Open Meltdown vs. (12) Arnold Palmer’s US Open Meltdown
Hospitality tent, tree, bunker, rough, chip, putt for a smooth double bogey when par wins the US Open and bogey at least gets him a playoff. “I just can't believe that I did that. I am such an idiot.”
(6) Sergio Garcia 2002 U.S Open vs (11) Kevin Na 2012 Players Championship
It appeared as though Sergio managed to piss off the entire state of New York. While not hard to, still impressive none the less.
(7) Brandel Chamblee’s Hair vs (10) Ian Poulter’s Hair
It has its own twitter account, that’s when you know you have something special.
(8) Guan Tianlang’s Pace Of Play vs (9) Ben Crane’s Pace Of Play
We are still waiting for the results of this match-up actually so I just deferred to the higher seed.
vs.
British Open Bracket
(1) Miguel Angel Jimenez’s Cigar vs (16) Joey D Golf Exercise Program
I don’t who the one person that voted for Joey D is…but you sir are fired!
(2) Rory McIlroy's Claret Jug Filled With Jäger vs (15) Phil Mickelson’s Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru
Do I really need to explain this one?
(3) Jean Van De Velde British Open Meltdown vs (14) Adam Scott British Open Meltdown
The Claret Jug engraver was literally engraving his name in the trophy when Van De Velde teed off on 18. You will not see a bigger meltdown in professional sports in your lifetime.
(4) “Ben Hogan has officially rolled over in his grave” vs (13) “Better Than Most”
Take a bow Johnny Miller…that was by far your finest moment in broadcasting.
(5) A John Daly Cocktail vs (12) Graeme McDowell’s GolfBeer Brewing Company
Maybe if the voting was held in Ireland then McDowell may have had a chance, but this is America.
(6) Boo Weekly Math vs (11) FedEx Cup Scoring System
"I don't know nothing about the FedEx Cup." Well Boo, they are still tweaking it every year so apparently they don’t either.
(7) Rickie Fowler’s Flat Billed Hat vs (10) Hunter Mahan’s Flat Billed Hat
At least Fowler has turned his look into a brand and made millions on it. Mahan just looks like a tool.
(8) Fuzzy's Fried Chicken vs (9) Sergio’s Fried Chicken
Fuzzy threw in a side of collard greens to make himself sound extra stupid.
We will return next week with Part 2 as we count down from 32 all the way to the Final Four.