Conor McGregor and Cian Cowley leave police station for court in hand cuffs.
Excuse me, sir. I am a fucking doctor!!! I did surgery on five dying puppies out in the wilderness who were dying even though I am not a veternarian. Four died, but one survived! So I am a good person! Also, because I am very cultured like the Chinese, we cooked the four that died. So very respectable and very cultured! I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON, SIR!
Fuckign asshole.