Im not going to set it up or seed it, but here are a few suggestions on sports douches for starters;
Pete Rose ( in addition to his other sports douche contributions, once while drunk as fuck hit on my sister with her fiance right next to her, didnt care. Also charges even little kids for an autograph.)
Latrell Sprewell
Albert Belle
Michelle Wie
Tim Donaghy
Barry Bonds
Mark McGuire
Pacman Jones
Roger Clemens
Mike Tyson
Michael Vick
Olympics judges
more suggestions.....