I have to tell you guys a story! 1st let me just say that these ballplayers should be playing if their team needs them, thats why they have the honor of playing in the MLB and making ridiculous amounts of money!
I played all my life and never missed a game when I was sick or hurt. I tore all the ligaments in my ankle and finnished a game!
But this one is what it should be all about for these clowns. I once played a game with the stomach flu and shit my pants the whole game, we had on white pants that day and the shit stain could be seen by all the players and fans. It was 35-40 degrees the whole game, I had 8 assists,I played SS in college and went 1-3 and bunted home the winning run in the top of the 9th! It was the most embarassing game I ever played but on the bus ride home my coach whom played Triple A baseball said it was the greatest game he had ever seen played by someone. At the time I did not know what he was talking about, now I do and I would still play the game for room and board and with shit stains in my pants!
I played all my life and never missed a game when I was sick or hurt. I tore all the ligaments in my ankle and finnished a game!
But this one is what it should be all about for these clowns. I once played a game with the stomach flu and shit my pants the whole game, we had on white pants that day and the shit stain could be seen by all the players and fans. It was 35-40 degrees the whole game, I had 8 assists,I played SS in college and went 1-3 and bunted home the winning run in the top of the 9th! It was the most embarassing game I ever played but on the bus ride home my coach whom played Triple A baseball said it was the greatest game he had ever seen played by someone. At the time I did not know what he was talking about, now I do and I would still play the game for room and board and with shit stains in my pants!
Speaking of the race card ... actually, it's the Texas card, since I'm an Oklahoma Sooner grad and fan, I'm starting the insults early, while we wait to see if Manny is indeed polishing the bench
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After having their 11th child, a Texas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Texas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10.
The Texan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me quit having children."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the Texan went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5" .... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
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After having their 11th child, a Texas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Texas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10.
The Texan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me quit having children."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the Texan went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5" .... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
Anyone buy Grady's line??
Manager Grady Little denied he was punishing his slugger for going out when he was supposed to be sick in bed.
"He is available to DH today, but my decision to wait is: I like the way our club has responded the last few days," Little told reporters before the game. "I'm putting the team out there that I feel gives us the best chance to win."
Asked if Ramirez was being disciplined, Little said: "No, I'm trying to win the game."
[This message was edited by Jazz on September 02, 2003 at 06:58 PM.]
Manager Grady Little denied he was punishing his slugger for going out when he was supposed to be sick in bed.
"He is available to DH today, but my decision to wait is: I like the way our club has responded the last few days," Little told reporters before the game. "I'm putting the team out there that I feel gives us the best chance to win."
Asked if Ramirez was being disciplined, Little said: "No, I'm trying to win the game."
[This message was edited by Jazz on September 02, 2003 at 06:58 PM.]
Good stort ERIC! LOL, What I would have done though is slid alot to get my pants real dirty, maybe even muddy...
LOL, Reminds of this blind date I had about 10 years ago...We went and had Shrimp and Beer before going bowling , well the rest of the night I had the WORST stomach pains, finally I just aid the hell with it and had to call it a night, we had a long ride back to her house and I was holding on for dear life that I didn`t have an accident in my pants! I drop the girl off , she wanted to kiss and whatever , man I had to get the hell out of there! I ripped one like you would not believe as soon she shut the car door...I don`t know what I would have done if I crapped myself with a girl I barely knew on our first date... In an odd way that incident led me to meet my ex-wife...If it hadn`t been for those beer and shrimp SHE may hae been my wife!!!! Yikes the twists of fate !
LOL, Reminds of this blind date I had about 10 years ago...We went and had Shrimp and Beer before going bowling , well the rest of the night I had the WORST stomach pains, finally I just aid the hell with it and had to call it a night, we had a long ride back to her house and I was holding on for dear life that I didn`t have an accident in my pants! I drop the girl off , she wanted to kiss and whatever , man I had to get the hell out of there! I ripped one like you would not believe as soon she shut the car door...I don`t know what I would have done if I crapped myself with a girl I barely knew on our first date... In an odd way that incident led me to meet my ex-wife...If it hadn`t been for those beer and shrimp SHE may hae been my wife!!!! Yikes the twists of fate !
