LockDaddy's big day....is he a PRETENDER or a CONTENDER??? I did a mapquest to find Lockville,PA...it gave me directions as follows...
Take the NONSENSE Expy 14 miles north..then exit onto
AttentionSeeking Ave. head West 1.5 miles and turn left onto
BullSHIIT St......go south 3 blocks...passing thru Loserville........next stop LOCKVILLE, PA.....keep your eyes open for a large rotating LOCK on top of a minimall.
This is their headquarters. You'll notice a sign on the door that reads "WE ARE NOT A LOCKSMITH...sorry for the inconvenience".
Depending on this weekends performance..I'll probably take a swing by...not sure if I'll be bearing a thank you card or a carton of eggs.