LibFreaks
LibLosers
Angry tards
It's a dark time to be a progressive. But it's the Thanksgiving season, which means it's time to be thankful to whatever non-specific deity or power you believe in. Let's try to keep up that spirit of gratitude by reminding ourselves of these ten things libs can still be thankful for:
- Trump will probably only be in office for another 30 years. — Max.
- You can run Kamala again against J.D. Vance next time. — In fact, we encourage it.
- We still get Biden as president for another two months. — 60 more days of utopia.
- There's still time to move to a foreign, socialist country like Canada or California. — Better hurry.
- You can still watch your DVD copies of The West Wing. — President Bartlet's shoulder is always available for you to cry on.
- Although we'll be under a fascist dictatorship, avocado toast will be cheaper. — A small comfort to live during the Fourth Reich, but hey, it's something.
- You'll only have to wear your handmaid outfit while you're outside. — It won't be mandatory indoors for another six months.
- Be thankful for all the good memories we've made, like when Lizzo campaigned for Kamala, or when she was all "brat" and stuff. That was cool. — Or remember Beyonce? Or when Kamala went on that sex podcast? Man. That was fun.
- PowerWash Simulator. — This fun game is available on most major video game platforms for a reasonable price. You just power wash stuff. Very relaxing. Gets your mind off the fact that Hitler is in office. Let's be thankful for the little things.
- When Trump reveals himself as the Antichrist and kicks off seven years of tribulation, you'll be able to smugly tell your Republican friends, "I told you so." — Their tears will be delicious.
