Look At These Heartbreaking Photos Of 9 Needy Millennials You Can Sponsor Today
SPONSORED·Oct 18, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
- Judith
Judith suffers from Zero Tesla syndrome, where she lives life without owning a Tesla. Be the change for Judith.
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Timmons
Timmons Bumgartner needs money to buy the Golden Elf Deity armor for his avatar in the
Legend Quest mobile game and he already used his money for Pop-Tarts. We must not look away.
3.
Spencer
Spencer bought a Range Rover and now is struggling to afford his daily $8 oat-milk caramel latte. Don't close your heart to this child of God.
4.
Ruthe
Ruthe can't buy tickets to FurryCon ‘23 because she spent her savings on a furry dragon wolf costume with genuine faux lupine pelt. Please open your heart.
5.
Dave
Dave has tiny chicken legs and desperately needs calf implants so he can keep skipping leg day. Help Dave.
6.
Bartholomew
No one is buying Bartholomew's
Legend of Zelda fan fiction and now he's struggling to import the proper food for the 17 iguanas he adopted. Will you be the one to help Bartholomew?
7.
Nick
Nick has worn giant holes in his jeans and now spends all day sitting by the Subway holding a flower. Poor Nick!
8.
Margot
Margot was kicked out of a commune for being too much of a hippie, and now is selling her hair as industrial strength rope. Can you step in the gap for Margot?
9.
Gabe
Gabe only needs $1.2 million to pay off the college debt from his sociology/philosophy double major. The situation couldn't be more dire for this precious child.
All across the world, there are millennials sitting in their parents' basement, hoping and praying that someone will come along to sponsor their lifestyle. Look at these heart-wrenching pictures of nine millennials that you could begin sponsoring TODAY:
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