F- Paris- We already know she's a freak, and prolly wouldn't want or need seconds
K-Britney, would want to f her first though (for fun)
M-Lohan Would wanna do her more than once, unlike the other two and
Least likely to annoy the shit outta me, seems the least stuck on herself and will prolly be the first one to OD, so I'd be set financially.
Wouldn't marry Britney, if she's the one to OD first, will have to split the pie too many ways
and Paris? She may be f'ed when it comes to the will, so I may not get squat either. She's prolly too protected my mommy and daddy to die first