a cop goes to the church to arrest the priest for child molestation....as he enters the church the priest is instructing some alter boys....
"father you`re under arrest for molestation and sodomy of a minor"......"it`s likely you`ll have to do some jail time"...
the priest is frantic...."oh please,not jail time!....what can you get for sodomy?"...one of the alter boys cheerfully responds,"two oreo cookies and a glass of milk!"