pulling over on the side of the highway and pointing a hair dryer at passing cars and watching them struggle to slow down....
put decaf in the office coffee pot for three weeks,then switch to expresso....
every time someone asks you to do something,ask them "if they want fries with that"....
reply to everything someone says with"that`s what you think"....
specify numerous times that your drive-thru order is "to go".....
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