OK, I give, where in the fuck is this PM, cause it sure as hell isn't in my messages here. On a lighter and more enjoyable matter, reason the weekend is bad for me is my neighbors out here at the ranch are true Mexicans, great folks, just drink a helluva lot more than I think I did in my heyday. Little girl of theirs is getting baptized tomorrow and it's an unbelievable event in their culture. The party started around 5, slaughtered 3 hogs which I've done back in the day, but as God is my witness, they cook every damn piece, meat is BBQ'd the rest is basically deep fried. I've never seen so much beer in cans in my life, I'm used to this much cerveza being consumed from a truck that has 8 spouts to the side, LOL. This goes on until God knows what hour Sunday night, so if ya don't hear from me early Monday, have no fear, games shouldn't be starting until the evening hour. I bought the father, Jose, who's got a lawn service and aerates my property a case of Patron, and I got a bad feeling that when I return to the fiesta, that will be broken into as the crowd continues to grow, LOL. Sunny, go fuck yourself, no need to come in here with that BS burning cnote. That shit is why you're not invited. Later gang, pray for me, LOL.
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Jeeeezus, just sent you a text. Relax, not sure what the problem is, but Sunny shit is out of this. I HAVE NO PM IN MY BOX FROM YA!!! Got it? Almost 2 a.m. here and my merry band of Mexicanos are still going strong. I don't know BossMan, I think I may have met my match, should have never given them that case of Patron. I need to run into the city and grab a street person that collects aluminum cans to make money, these guys have filled 20 Hefty sacks full, I'm guessing 40 lbs of aluminum, LOL. Help, I'm outta my league. I'll see all of ya Monday, DD, there'll be no change of whatever, I won't be given a choice in the matter, lol.
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Ubuksi, we're off this weekend, look at the previous 5-6 posts. I'm lucky to be alive, lol, these guys wiped out a 12 bottle case of Patron I gave to the father of the gals to be baptized, made the mistake of going back to the party just past 2 am my time, they were already busting the cork caps. These guys have one hell of an outdoor butcher shop going with the pigs, I've never seen anything like it. Went over this am to see what all I needed to bring foodwise and the first thing extended to me was a 24 oz Modelo, which I politely turned down. I've been out of college 34 years now, just can't keep up with the "Jones" anymore......Make that the Zaprinos.
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Cody Reed Day Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I feel like recovery from a frat party, LOL. I was "next door" until around 2 am and there were people passed out everywhere, crazy scene. Never seen so many empty beer cans and tequila bottles all over the place , LOL. BUT, Monday is here and we resume gambling. I got four of ya in so far, Mo, DD, Indy and r.a. Let's win some baseball money!
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Got ya V-Man, just got done over at the neighbors cleaning the cans/bottles up. This is a "no shit" must have been an "Animal House" moment. Four pickup loads of beer cans and bottles and tequila bottles. Unfreakin real. I've been to a few parties in my life, but this one towers over any.
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"Morning" my ass, LOLOLOLOLOL. I went over to Jose's ranch this am and there were still a dozen guys/gals passed out, LOLOLOL. I'll tell ya this much, when they come to, it's all work and no play, they're damn serious about it. I'm now the "Gringo King" in the hood, LOLOLOLOLOL. Hadn't heard that since I lived in Venezuelay back in the early nineties, LOLOLOLOL. BRING IT!!!!!!!!
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