Lets all set a goal of something we won't do (that is unhealthy) for an entire month

bigbet1234 · Jan 7, 2007

No beer, has been 2 weeks today

GL, Jman

bigbet1234 · Jan 7, 2007

Im with you on that. Cant drink it alone, but with food, or pizza, cant beat it, other than that, HATE the stuff.

drink maybe 2-3 per month

Journeyman said:
I have decided I won't drink any Coca Ciola for the month of January.

This will be tough because I always drink Coke with dinner....I don't feel that Coke has directly harmed me to this point, atleast in any way I can see, but I will still try to make this goal...and then see where I am in February.

The problem is this, I love drinking Coke with food...and what I will replace it with will be difficult...water?

bigbet1234 · Jan 7, 2007

Did you perform any studies on those that drink until they have to be taken to their room in a wheelchair?

uppy:

Fishhead said:
By the way, DIET coke is approximently 3.4 times more hazardous for the body than regular coke from the studies I have performed.

quantumleap · Jan 8, 2007

Judge Wapner said:
I won't pork women over 200 lbs.

I made that resolution in 1986 after getting taken advantage of by a 250 lb. barmaid after being plyed with tequila shooters. My friends and I knew she wanted me after she failed her "bar exam" (the exam that would give her a bartender's license). She was feeling pretty bad and needed to be comforted.

So the 3 of us went over to her apartment and I ended up with the short end of the straw. She passed out after I finished and I went back into the living room and my friends high-fived me while drinking her beer.

A couple months after that some Large Marges I knew from work propositioned me to have a roll in the hay. I turned them down. I have not porked a woman over 200 lbs. since that night.

I remember having a conversation with a guy where I worked and the conversation came up about porking fat girls. He admitted to it as did I as I told him the story I posted here.

I think I'll make a Rubber Room thread asking who has done it.