Two older dudes can't get it up for 2 young hot girls? Sounds like you two might have been able to get it up for each other and save a few hundred bucks.
Something to think about next time you queens are hangin out.
Sounds like fun. Unfortunate the boner gods weren't smiling upon you. Your boy should have scored some viagra if he knew this was gonna be in the cards. Cause sometimes it doesn't matter how hot they are if you've drank enough and/or done enough drugs. That's a frustrating feeling for sure.
How did you fuck a hooker when you couldn't get it up? ALL AROUND FAIL