The story I heard was living on Mars TR's Comcast rates were very high, like 25K a month, even with the bundled service. He got a notice they were going to raise it to 35K. So he called to moan....
CCS: Comcast Customer Service, can I help you?
TR: Yes my rates are already too high, and now you want to raise them. Lower my bill or I am cancelling my service!
CCS: Where are you calling from sir?
TR: Mars.
CCS: You're in luck. We just put a satellite on one of your moons, Phobos, and you are now in a wireless hotzone. We can hook you up to that network at a reduced rate of only 99 dollars a month.
TR: Are you saying you landed on the moon?
CCS: Well yes sir, many times.
TR: You faked your own moon landing! Now you want to say you landed on my moon too?
CCR: Sir, please calm down.
TR: Fuck You, cancel my service! "Click"