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I thought we was cool Scottie.
Two pickup artists ans stuff
Two pickup artists ans stuff
I thought we was cool Scottie.
Two pickup artists ans stuff
Yeah still cool, sorry Pete. You just left two openings too wide. Those were "Total Recall" type theories you were postulating.
The story I heard was living on Mars TR's Comcast rates were very high, like 25K a month, even with the bundled service. He got a notice they were going to raise it to 35K. So he called to moan....
CCS: Comcast Customer Service, can I help you?
TR: Yes my rates are already too high, and now you want to raise them. Lower my bill or I am cancelling my service!
CCS: Where are you calling from sir?
TR: Mars.
CCS: You're in luck. We just put a satellite on one of your moons, Phobos, and you are now in a wireless hotzone. We can hook you up to that network at a reduced rate of only 99 dollars a month.
TR: Are you saying you landed on the moon?
CCS: Well yes sir, many times.
TR: You faked your own moon landing! Now you want to say you landed on my moon too?
CCR: Sir, please calm down.
TR: Fuck You, cancel my service! "Click"
The sewer that is US politics continues. Makes me so proud to be an American.