Let us not forget the last time Kamala tried to be president.
Ho ho
Scumbags for scumbags
Vice President Kamala Harris has piled up endorsements from LGBTQ leaders and groups since she announced her campaign for president — and some of those backers have recalled the work she did on queer issues during her previous stints in office.
The vice president’s decorated public service career — which previously included serving as San Francisco district attorney, California attorney general, and US senator before ascending to the vice presidency — has been intertwined with the trajectory of LGBTQ rights in recent decades.
LGBTQ rights in recent decades.
Vice President Kamala Harris has piled up endorsements from LGBTQ leaders and groups since she announced her campaign for president — and some of those backers have recalled the work she did on queer issues during her previous stints in office.
The vice president’s decorated public service career — which previously included serving as San Francisco district attorney, California attorney general, and US senator before ascending to the vice presidency — has been intertwined with the trajectory of LGBTQ rights in recent decades.
LGBTQ rights in recent decades.
Kamala Harris' shortlist of picks for Vice-President, which was helpfully written in crayon on a used Arby's napkin. Take a look!
- The White Witch: No, not Gretchen Whitmer, just the one from Narnia.
- Joe Biden: One good turn deserves another. Plus, he's sharp as a tack.
- A clean, articulate black man: Any one will do.
- The buff Asian guy from Bloodsport: America's enemies will cower in fear.
- Jack Daniels: Finally, a VP who can provide proper emotional support.
- One of the women from the 2016 all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: They were trailblazers for women everywhere.
- Ilhan Omar: Nothing like a little impeachment insurance.
- Secret Service Director Kim Cheatle: So Kamala can look more competent by comparison.
- Justin Trudeau: It would be great to get another woman on the ticket.
- Michael Obama: It'll be a historic Black Woman, Black Man Ticket.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: She did an amazing portrayal of Kamala in Veep.
- Electric school buses: Kamala LOVES them.
