Just dumped the girlfriend, getting f'ed up tonight

[GreenDoberman]

Now officially on drink 5.

Don't worry folks, unlike you I don't have to work tomorrow. Of course, unlike you I have no means of sustainable income as well.

Gotta keep shorting those casino stocks and hope for the apocalypse.

 

[JakeT.]

I was supposed to make fun of you in this thread but I found this instead and it was pretty fuckin rad.

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[GreenDoberman]

Goddammit Jake, I wasted two minutes of my life just like I wasted months of my life with my ex watching that dumbass video that makes your fraggle rock avatar look like an Oscar winner.

Bring your fucking A game this is the motherfucking rubber room.

 

[GreenDoberman]

BTW, I am on drink #6.

Anyone setting an over/under on Matchbook?

 

[JakeT.]

BTW, I am on drink #6.

Anyone setting an over/under on Matchbook?

O/U 275

Poundage of the next unfortunate whore you hook up with. O275 is shaded at -140.

 

[JakeT.]

PS, starts with "h" and ends in "erpes" is priceless.

 

[mr21]

Kira always makes me feel better:

 

[GreenDoberman]

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Anyone setting an over/under on Matchbook?
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Poundage of the next unfortunate whore you hook up with. O275 is shaded at -140.
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Ah, the ole slumpbuster. You know what they say "Fat ones try harder".

That's the A game, Jakester.

 

[JakeT.]

<img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e90/stressheadpres/fat.jpg">

 

[GreenDoberman]

She's got a cute face Jake!:lol:hno:

 

[rayray]

aww fuck jake, i kinda wanna see what happens when she talks to the dude for real now. dg, dont you fuking fall asleep on the wine, a shot now and again is in order and let us know when you do it as i will join in

 

[GreenDoberman]

raydog, SOCIAL!


Jake,
can you send me over a Craigslist hooker, after all I sent like 4 to you in Boise last month.
Or did you not get them, I swear I have the receipt around here somewhere. If not, I'll send again. Maybe someone else at your house got the hookers.:lolBIG:arty:

 

[quantumleap]

Posted this in another thread, but this is too good to pass up.

Our new "song":


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"Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back."

:lol:

 

[GreenDoberman]

QL,
That song is severely underrated. Hilarious lyrics while keeping a serious melody.
:toast:

 

[GreenDoberman]

Breaking into the Whole Foods salsa now with some chips.

If you get there, go to the deli counter and get some Italian Corn on the Cob. Just trust me on this, one of the better things you will eat in your lifetime.

What drink are we on?

 

[roach23]

 

[quantumleap]

Breaking into the Whole Foods salsa now with some chips.

If you get there, go to the deli counter and get some Italian Corn on the Cob. Just trust me on this, one of the better things you will eat in your lifetime.

What drink are we on?

Shit! I just got back from there. I got the salsa, it's pretty good. But the ceviche just wasn't fresh.

I had some kind of tequila lime chicken at the meat counter. At the Whole Foods where I go they will grill it up for you on the spot.

I'll have to try the Italian Corn on the Cob.

:toast:

 

[GreenDoberman]

It's best to get there early in the day as they make it first thing in the morning.

Roachy,
Can we see pics of your ex? Like I said, we have to have some suspense and I'm still not drunk enought yet.

 

[quantumleap]

I'm turning this into a "Let's find an Asian whore for Doby" thread.

Here's a nice one:

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/ers/668053692.html

 

[GreenDoberman]

Come on Q,
Face blurred, hotels only. Screams of agency. Not that I would know.