He probably had an accident and shit in his pants,grabbed the underoos and cologne and just forgot to pay for it.
His statement reads
I went to the department store with the intent to purchase drawers and cologne but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for my items.
His statement reads
I went to the department store with the intent to purchase drawers and cologne but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for my items.