JJ

[jjgold]

EGD A/K/A GENIUS

LET ME GIVE YOU A SCENARIO. IF WE WERE BOTH IN THE CASINO AND YOU STARTED MAKING FUN OF MY RUG AND TRIED PULLIN IT OFF OR CALLING ME A 2X4 IT WOULD BE ALL OVER. I WOULD FIGHT RIGHT IN THE CASNO AND THROW YOU ON A CRAP TABLE AND WE WOULD BOTH BE IN JAIL. PLUS LIKE A I SAID I SCREAM LIKE A MANIAC WHEN FIGHTING SO IT PUMPS ME UP MORE.

HABS THE VIG I AM CHARGED ON MY BETS IS MORE THAN YOU HAVE IN ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS COMBINED

 

[Pickles]

JJs
got it right
If you know the right people its not a problem
If you got nothing and your not a ganger(they are not)
You can hang

 

[HABSMAN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jjgold:

HABS THE VIG I AM CHARGED ON MY BETS IS MORE THAN YOU HAVE IN ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS COMBINED<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OUCH.........MY RIBS.......

 

[jjgold]

PICKLES I CAN GET CREDIT WITH BROTHERS THAT ARE SHARKS AND PAY NO INTEREST ON THE MONEY.

IF I NEED 5 DIMES I GO DOWNTOWN AND THE SHARK GIVES IT TO ME AND SAYS DOUBLE JJ PAY ME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE THE CASH, I TRUST YOU.

WE TRUST EACH OTHER AROUND HERE AND SOMETIMES SMOKE A JOINT OVER IT.

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

I'm so sure you know absolutely no one in Newark, atleast not the guys you talk about. A good portion of Newark is filled with thugs & the last thing they are doing is betting on sports.

 

[jjgold]

AVERAGE BET IN NEWARK GUY IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST IN THE COUNTRY. THEY SEND IT IN PRETTY GOOD. GUYS ON THE DOCKS BET 2 DIMES PER GAME AND SHOOT DICE AT LUNCH TIME FOR BIG MONEY.

 

[jjgold]

ALL SET RAIL, DRIVER WILL BE THERE WITH MY TWO ASSOCIATES AND THEY WILL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO.

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

How sad must your 2 lives be?

 

[JOddessa]

JJ...........You are a hard guy not to like. You get me LMAO often. 70's Throwback. Its hard to stay aggravated at you. LOL.

But Newark is a toilet homey. That cannot be denied.

 

[wilheim]

What happens to your 25 man entourage when you cruise downtown Newark? Just curious.

wil.

 

[WildBill]

Oh sh*t this is funny stuff. Man just when you think its as funny as it could get the JJ/Rail team top it. Can you imagine a guy with scouts around the country (watching little leaguers) lives in the ghetto. I love it guys in Newark, especially the dockworkers, hit it hard, yeah whatever. Last I heard sharp locals made sure they got paid!!!

And if you were going to the Open, why would you fly into Newark and stay there when the plane practically touches the stadium on its way to LaGuardia if you were as loaded for the 95.7% winners Rail posts????

 

[corey]

What are you implying here Wild Bill?!

 

[jjgold]

Willy lots of guys look up to me but the 25 people marching behind me is not everyday It depends where I am and what neighborhood. I got guys from 10-80 yrs old following me. The little kids look up to me because I can powder a softball about 375. I am kind of their hero. The older gents follow me a round because i give winners to the poor clowns and bail them out of holes. Sometimes though it is fukkin funny I got 15-25 guys just following me around walking the streets. Remember when I wear my trench coat i look like somebody and my green plymouth is a killer car.

I can go downtown Newark and go have a sub and shoot a few games of dice for lets say about 45 minutes total time and i leave the car running all the time and I have no roof on the car (another day for that strange story) and no one fukkin touches the car.

Railbird I set up a hitting instruction for My Uncle Nicky's kid. I told his father (loan shark) you would do it on the cuff and improve his average over 150 points. Rail we might need this guy down the road, has lots of cash so lets do him the favor plus he gave me 2 games for Saturday Night in The semi pro league. I think he has it all tied up and I have a local that takes action on them. Can't bet much but one hand washes the other.

 

[docdekay]

"Remember when I wear my trench coat i look like somebody and my green plymouth is a killer car."

Its over. I simply cannot take it anymore. I have literally laughted for the past 5 minutes - incessantly. JJ, forget the sports. Forget the trench coat business. Forget the guys playing dice. You need to either write a book or do standup. Kids believe in Santa. Doc believes in JJ.

This is too fu(king funny.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

 

[docdekay]

bump. this is too funny for others not to enjoy. Believe it or not, I'm still laughing.

 

[PeeWee]

I'm a JJ fan also. I kidded him in one thread, but he is a panic.
When he was 86'ed from MW recently, I followed him over here, and when he was 86'ed from here, I followed him to the next place.

JJ - you're the best!

 

[mercenary]

I have solved the mystery!!! JJ Gold is a psuedoname for Elmore Leonard. Nobody and i mean nobody writes characters like Elmore; and the bullshit and the nonsense im reading is absolutelty classic!!! Elmore,keep up the good work, cant wait to read your latest starring the absolute clueless JJ Gold. Im thinking who could play this guy, and my first guess is Gary Busey.

 

[HABSMAN]

THese 2 should start a Seinfeldish TV show...This is getting ****in funny

 

[TTinCO]

Hopefully everyone realizes that JJ is just playing his game & making up every bit of this shit. There are so many inconsistencies in what he says, it's unreal.

But I have to admit, this has to be one of the funnier JJ rants that I've ever read.