Is there a nice way to......

[Lawrence]

OHHHH THANKS FOR THAT LAWRENCE.:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: you just turned something i like into an oral orphanage!lol.

LMAO.."oral orphanage"...

 

[aceduecetrey]

Kid- Well I wanted her out of my house and I thought a Taxi was a bit $hitty of me.



Lawrence- No I chose another target for that.

Jman- Nice story, did you learn anything from that? Like no new kicks for the first date?

 

[Concorde]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A GARBAGE MOUTH!

100% agree Journey, it is terrific!!! It is better have a "bad sex".

 

[Baker]

Good new poll question.

What is worse Halitosis or Vaginosis?

Bad breath is one thing, but not being able to see what your hitting through the tears in your eyes has got to be worse.

 

[Coast2Coast]

Jman -- I think most of us can relate to situations where we simply had to get out of Dodge. Had a similar situation...had driven about 90 miles to meet this woman. It's an interesting story as to why a sudden escape was necessary, but that I'll save for another time. But bottom line was... we were in a hotel. I went down the hall for ice. I think I left something in the room. Didn't care. Gonzo.

 

[Roxygurl]

Jman -- I think most of us can relate to situations where we simply had to get out of Dodge. Had a similar situation...had driven about 90 miles to meet this woman. It's an interesting story as to why a sudden escape was necessary, but that I'll save for another time. But bottom line was... we were in a hotel. I went down the hall for ice. I think I left something in the room. Didn't care. Gonzo.

you guys really need to explain WHY youd drive 60 to 100 miles to meet a chick but opt for an escape soon after.unless you met on line and the reality didnt meet the fantasy then i understand.~RG

 

[Journeyman]

Jman -- I think most of us can relate to situations where we simply had to get out of Dodge. Had a similar situation...had driven about 90 miles to meet this woman. It's an interesting story as to why a sudden escape was necessary, but that I'll save for another time. But bottom line was... we were in a hotel. I went down the hall for ice. I think I left something in the room. Didn't care. Gonzo.

Would love to hear it

 

[Journeyman]

Gonzo?

Do I know you from a previous name and time?

 

[BaseballGuy]

Tell someone that you just met that they have the worst breath you have ever smelled? I happened to be single this weekend and I picked up a older women that I met at a bar on friday night. She was nice and looked pretty good and it had been awhile since I had anything different, so I took advantage of my situation and brought her home. I was drunk and I know she was also, we had a good time, but she did not want to leave and I really did not feel like driving her home too early anyways. The problem was that at about 11am I woke up and she was right there under my chin with the WORST breath I have ever smelled. I got up right away and went in to brush my teeth and use some mouthwash. I went back into my bed and tried to get as far away as possible, but sure enough here she came. It was horrendous. I put up with it for like 3 minutes before I said "I put an extra toothbrush out by the sink for you". Still she did not get it. Another 2 minutes later I said "I also have some mouthwash in there for you". Well that did it. She got upset because I was telling her her breath smelled worse than her A$$. Did she get up and take care of it? No, she just rolled over and went to sleep. When she finally got her A$$ out of my bed, she was still pissed off and made for a akward drive to her house. So my question is, what could I have done differently?

Nasty dude. Here is a solution.. Don't pick up skanks from your local bar and expect them to smell like roses.

:lolBIG:

 

[one9]

You could have got up and turned on some music or the TV, turned the lights on and opened the drapes. Put the toothpaste and brush and mouthwash by the sink and kept the bathroom door open while you took a shower. When you got out, if she still wasn't up, you could make coffee and offer her some. Ask her if she would like to take a shower and freshen up...tell her you have an extra tooth brush by the sink. She might have taken you up on the offer. Either way, you are in a winning position.

 

[aceduecetrey]

Nasty dude. Here is a solution.. Don't pick up skanks from your local bar and expect them to smell like roses.

:lolBIG:

Roses? I would have ben fine with anything above three week old dog $hit!

 

[aceduecetrey]

One9-Good advice, I did mention the toothbrush, but I guess I could have taken it a extra step.


btw- I am coming up to bradenton to some bar this week, I will get the name. Maybe you can give me the scoop on the place as I have never been there.

 

[RPM]

offer them a tic tac.

 

[LakersFan4Life]

shoulda just got a room and bailed when you were done and left her there.