If Earlyspeed's IQ was two points higher, he'd be a rock.
Earlyspeed is so dumb, he stares at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
Earlyspeed should you be using your lumpy triangular forehead to operate your Speak N' Spell so soon after your cerebellum amputation, you agitated gibbering banana-shaped dildo-sucking cum-farting babbling butthead?
You aren't very sharp...for a guy with a pointy-head!
Perhaps if your father hadn't tried to drop-kick you back into the womb, less brain damage would be apparent.
Do you speak fluent dyslexic?
A fly was trapped between Earlyspeed's ears can be termed as a space invader.
You have the gap-filled cranium that passes for your brain so far up your own ass you can't see the sunlight for shit.
Earlyspeed was a talented child: he learned to scratch his ass and lick his balls at the same time, but he hasn't learned much since then.
Earlyspeed why don't you drill a large hole into the side of your head? That way when people call you a dumbass, you will actually have an excuse.
How do you make Earlyspeed laugh on a Thursday ?
Tell him a joke on Monday
Earlyspeed is a dirty, pungent, fist-gargling mucus rapist, retarded, idiotic, genital-spreading cow bowler. Cheating, transgendered, shit-herding shit packer. Asexual, flaccid, bung-ramming hole peddler. Foul-smelling, cancerous, muff-spraying rectum clown. Runny, herpes-infected, pile-maiming dog wormhole. Flaccid, aromatic, jism-gobbling meat felcher.
[This message was edited by gamblingislife on November 07, 2003 at 01:49 AM.]
Earlyspeed is so dumb, he stares at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
Earlyspeed should you be using your lumpy triangular forehead to operate your Speak N' Spell so soon after your cerebellum amputation, you agitated gibbering banana-shaped dildo-sucking cum-farting babbling butthead?
You aren't very sharp...for a guy with a pointy-head!
Perhaps if your father hadn't tried to drop-kick you back into the womb, less brain damage would be apparent.
Do you speak fluent dyslexic?
A fly was trapped between Earlyspeed's ears can be termed as a space invader.
You have the gap-filled cranium that passes for your brain so far up your own ass you can't see the sunlight for shit.
Earlyspeed was a talented child: he learned to scratch his ass and lick his balls at the same time, but he hasn't learned much since then.
Earlyspeed why don't you drill a large hole into the side of your head? That way when people call you a dumbass, you will actually have an excuse.
How do you make Earlyspeed laugh on a Thursday ?
Tell him a joke on Monday
Earlyspeed is a dirty, pungent, fist-gargling mucus rapist, retarded, idiotic, genital-spreading cow bowler. Cheating, transgendered, shit-herding shit packer. Asexual, flaccid, bung-ramming hole peddler. Foul-smelling, cancerous, muff-spraying rectum clown. Runny, herpes-infected, pile-maiming dog wormhole. Flaccid, aromatic, jism-gobbling meat felcher.
[This message was edited by gamblingislife on November 07, 2003 at 01:49 AM.]
Earlyspeed and Raiders were in the woods hunting. Earlyspeed looked at Raiders and said, "I've got to take a shit."
Raiders said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."
Earlyspeed said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." Raiders replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
Earlyspeed said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
Raiders looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
Earlyspeed replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Raiders said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."
Earlyspeed said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." Raiders replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
Earlyspeed said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
Raiders looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
Earlyspeed replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Hey Lander what's up.
Earlyspeed is so boring posters fall asleep halfway through his name.
Earlyspeed is so lazy, that if he woke up with nothing to do today, he'd go to bed with it only half done.
Earlyspeed go bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck.
Earlyspeed you are less welcome than a reggae band at a KKK convention.
Earlyspeed you are a disgrace to the rectum that farted you out of at birth.
Earlyspeed i'm guessing that you were spawned by a one-off mutated chromosome resulting from your father humping the decaying carcass of beached squid right before he humped your mother in a dumpster at the rear of Hooters two days before he committed suicide by bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge without a rope.
Earlyspeed if you learn how to laugh at yourself, you will never cease to be amused.
Earlyspeed you are so boring that you couldn't even entertain a doubt.
Earlyspeed you're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
Earlyspeed is so boring posters fall asleep halfway through his name.
Earlyspeed is so lazy, that if he woke up with nothing to do today, he'd go to bed with it only half done.
Earlyspeed go bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck.
Earlyspeed you are less welcome than a reggae band at a KKK convention.
Earlyspeed you are a disgrace to the rectum that farted you out of at birth.
Earlyspeed i'm guessing that you were spawned by a one-off mutated chromosome resulting from your father humping the decaying carcass of beached squid right before he humped your mother in a dumpster at the rear of Hooters two days before he committed suicide by bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge without a rope.
Earlyspeed if you learn how to laugh at yourself, you will never cease to be amused.
Earlyspeed you are so boring that you couldn't even entertain a doubt.
Earlyspeed you're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
Earlyspeed i'd insult you with wit but it'd be wasted on you, so instead, go poke yourself in the eye with a fork.
Earlyspeed i bet you get perfect hemorrhoids because you're the perfect asshole.
Earlyspeed you lack even the dim flicker of intellect needed to qualify as a fvckhead.
Earlyspeed you are a strong argument against cloning.
Earlyspeed my visualization of you is of an acne-encrusted, balding, 35-stone, 4'7" dwarf in his parent's basement - surrounded by semen-stained socks and old copies of BESTIALITY TODAY.
Earlyspeed i'd like for you to put down the can of pork n' beans which you're eating out of, and look around your shitty environment. I'm sure you have shit-stained underwear, piss puddles, and empty methylated bottles laying all around and parents who threaten you with psychiatrist appointments for inappropriately touching your sprawling genitalia during mealtimes. Why the fvck don't you do all cursed enough to know you a favor and pull the empty gin bottle out of your ass, replace the gap with a shotgun, and then pull the trigger with your big toe?
Earlyspeed i bet you get perfect hemorrhoids because you're the perfect asshole.
Earlyspeed you lack even the dim flicker of intellect needed to qualify as a fvckhead.
Earlyspeed you are a strong argument against cloning.
Earlyspeed my visualization of you is of an acne-encrusted, balding, 35-stone, 4'7" dwarf in his parent's basement - surrounded by semen-stained socks and old copies of BESTIALITY TODAY.
Earlyspeed i'd like for you to put down the can of pork n' beans which you're eating out of, and look around your shitty environment. I'm sure you have shit-stained underwear, piss puddles, and empty methylated bottles laying all around and parents who threaten you with psychiatrist appointments for inappropriately touching your sprawling genitalia during mealtimes. Why the fvck don't you do all cursed enough to know you a favor and pull the empty gin bottle out of your ass, replace the gap with a shotgun, and then pull the trigger with your big toe?
Lander
Nice little drive by amigo
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
Nice little drive by amigo
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
gamblingislife is frustrated--here is his story
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.
Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."
I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.
Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!
What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?
Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.
I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.
Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.
I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?
I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.
Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."
I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.
Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!
What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?
Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.
I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.
Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.
I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?
I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EarlySpeed:
Oh ....I get it...a homo reference!!!!
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Did you write that from your own experience. You have some issues to deal with. I have your solution. Go bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck.
Big Lou did you think Earlyspeed gay attempt at humor was funny or were you aroused? Easyfag wants to know.
Oh ....I get it...a homo reference!!!!
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Did you write that from your own experience. You have some issues to deal with. I have your solution. Go bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck.
Big Lou did you think Earlyspeed gay attempt at humor was funny or were you aroused? Easyfag wants to know.
I swear,says gamblingislife, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
You think you got problems,replies Kodiak-I am trying to do some serious ghosting and have to be on my computer virtually 24/7-and just as I am getting all my multiple ids in order I look down and theres some guy sucking my dick.I gotta wait politely while he finishes and then kick his ass up the stairs. My Mom is not impressed!
You think you got problems,replies Kodiak-I am trying to do some serious ghosting and have to be on my computer virtually 24/7-and just as I am getting all my multiple ids in order I look down and theres some guy sucking my dick.I gotta wait politely while he finishes and then kick his ass up the stairs. My Mom is not impressed!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The clown actually talks to himself....no need to reply to the SPED...he does it for you....a classic case of a tool....
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Ya gotta love him...especially when he thinks you are someone else and wastes time posting bashing someone the bashee has no idea is...
You just have to laugh....
See what happens when you go your whole life eating crustless PB&Js.....
You turn out like this roadapple !!
HAHAHHA
HH
The clown actually talks to himself....no need to reply to the SPED...he does it for you....a classic case of a tool....
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Ya gotta love him...especially when he thinks you are someone else and wastes time posting bashing someone the bashee has no idea is...
You just have to laugh....
See what happens when you go your whole life eating crustless PB&Js.....
You turn out like this roadapple !!
HAHAHHA
HH
