Is Earlyspeed a retard???

[gamblingislife]

Why is this peckerwood bumping threads for me.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EarlySpeed:
bump for gamblingislife--a TRUE internet tuffguy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was here when all those threads were posted and i sure don't remember you. If someone knows if this guy has a mental defect let me know and i won't mess with him. I suspect he's nothing more than a two bit stalker.

 

[EarlySpeed]

You are weary, stale, flat, unprofitable, grimy, squalid, nasty, profane, foul, and disgusting. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh, the moral equivalent of a leech. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void, sour and senile. You are a disease, a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character, and have the personality of wallpaper. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

 

[EarlySpeed]

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.

Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid; perhaps you are some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us?

 

[gamblingislife]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EarlySpeed:
starved for attention <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not even going to touch the rest of your moronic ramblings. This one i will address. You are the one who started talking about me. I dismissed you as an idiot. You continued bumping threads for me. Now you say i'm starved for attention. Uh dumbass you're the one who started talking to me. I have never said anything to you, until recently. If you think that moronic crap is funny, wait til you see what i got in store for you. Now put your crack pipe down little boy before you set yourself on fire.

 

[gamblingislife]

Don't stay up all night looking up words in your dictionary and hurting your tiny little mind. I'm off to bed now assclown.

 

[gamblingislife]

I want to try to do a little of what you did, only i want to do it well.

Your the white shit that comes out of pimples when they are popped.

You're the hair inside the buttcrack of a 300 pound woman.

You're the end result of Bubba taking care of his business on Bertha.

You're the piss stain on urinals.

You're the maggot that feeds on cowshit.

You are what ends up in a jar after a labotomy.

You're the green shit that grows on bread when left out to long.

You're the underneath of a desk of a 4th grader.

You're the ugly girl that wasn't asked too the prom.

You're the smell of a dumpster.

You're the fat guy laying at home whacking off on a saturday night to animal porn.

You're the grease washed out of Pat Riley's hair.

You're the hair that clogs the shower drain.

You're a waste of oxygen.

You're the two inch penis both girls you have ever been with, laughed at.

I think you get the picture and it ain't purty as your granny used to say.

[This message was edited by gamblingislife on November 06, 2003 at 03:42 AM.]

 

[gamblingislife]

You're just a sexually frustrated minimal wage making shit starter wannabe. Raiders is calling and he wants those dishes washed-boy.

You're not worth my time nor energy but i can't sleep and i'm bored.

BTW if your going to flame me at least use your own material and not rip it off from some website for dummies.

 

[EarlySpeed]

I sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

 

[EarlySpeed]

Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

 

[HENHOUSEx2]

yes

 

[gamblingislife]

Thank you, we're all challenged by your unique point of view


A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.


Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.


Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.


I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.


Earlyspeed always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.


Earlyspeed may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.


I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.


Earlyspeed is so slow that he'd have to speed up to stop!


Earlyspeed's so dumb he can't even pass a blood test!


Earlyspeed's so dumb, he threw a rock at the ground, and missed.


Earlyspeed should treat me with a little more respect, someday, It’s gonna be my
tax dollars paying for his prison cell!


Earlyspeed's a miracle of nature; he has an IQ of 2 and he's still able to speak!


If Earlyspeed got any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.


I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.


Earlyspeed couldn't find water if he was washing his hands, fell out of a boat, or taking a bath.


Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


Earlyspeed's so stupid he's an insult to stupid people!


Everyone hates Earlyspeed... No they don't, not everyone knows him.


A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be to much of a surprise for you now, would it?


I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself.


I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

 

[gamblingislife]

There are two requirements to be a smart ass,
don't worry though, you got the second part down pat

Too bad the closest you'll ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.


Hey Earlyspeed, did you learn to be that stupid or does it come naturally?

Earlyspeed incompetence is an inspiration to morons everywhere.

When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits...Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.

Earlyspeed reminds me of opium, a slow working dope.

I guess Earlyspeed proves that even god makes mistakes sometimes.

Wow! Earlyspeed's a legend in his own mind!

Earlyspeed's so dull, he can't even cut a fart.


When they made Earlyspeed, they broke the mold. Then, they found the moldmaker, dragged him out into the street, and shot him. Repeatedly.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

How can I keep a major dumbass, in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow.

 

[EarlySpeed]

I notice at OGD your buddy Kody is sucking on Raiders dick in the TFZ.

What a monumental waste of time it was for the three of you to hitch your wagon to that clown.

Gee--I notice there is no TFZ here anymore--wonder why??

Carry on with the lame insults buddy!!

 

[BigLou+]

My vote goes to earlyspeed here. His insults were much funnier. Just my two cents.

Big Lou

 

[TRYING2WIN!]

HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA GIRLY SPEED LIL BITCH BOOYA!

 

[DickyW]

Hey Hey
Whats up T2W? How is my favorite mentaly challenged poster?

 

[SHACK]

Earlyspeed thinks he's smart, he tries really hard. But he is neither smart or funny. I vote GIL, much funnier. And yes ES is a retard.

 

[bartybet]

the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round,

 

[EarlySpeed]

Bart--is that a Hollies song?

Shack

Pull up the thread where I told mfg not to count his money

one last time--tell me why you assume I am a 5 dollar bettor.

one last time--its over--just wanted to congratulate you and glife and mfg for driving the rr to the ground

Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins Shack wins

 

[joeybagadonuts]

Good to see Scott Russo come back... NOT. Hey Tard hows the "miracle solution" selling these days?