BOYS AS GOOD AS I THINK I LOOK AND FEEL I CANT HIDE THE FACT THAT I AM GETTING OLDER.YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN GO THROUGH THE CHANGE IN LIFE I THINK I AM EXPERIENCING A LITTLE CHANGE MYSELF.THIS IS SOME PERSONAL STUFF I AM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS BUT I HAVE TO GET IT OFF MY MIND.
YEARS AGO I WAS GOING OUT WITH THIS GIRL LONG BEFORE I GOT MARRIED AND SHE ACTUALLY MEASURED MY MAGIC JOHNSON.I AM HAPPY TO REPORT I WAS CLOSE TO 6 3/4 I LIKE TO SAY 7 INCHES FLAT.WELL THAT WAS FINE I COULD LIVE WITH THAT NOW I THINK I WOULD BE PUSHING IT TO SAY I AM MEASURING IN AT 6 INCHES FLAT I THINK I LOST AN INCH OFF MY FASTBALL.BOYS A COUPLE OF TIMES I WENT FOR A MASSAGE AND YOU KNOW THE DEAL YOU GET A LITTLE AROUSED LATELY I AM NOT EVEN GETTING AROUSED.IF I WENT FOR A MASSAGE NOW I AM AFFRAID IF I WENT FOR A MASSAGE NOW THE LADY WOULD LAUGH (HE LOOK AT BEANTOWNJIM I THINK HE CANT POP A BONAR :missingte ANYMORE) I USED TO GET EXCITED WATCHING BAYWATCH FOR CHRIST SAKES NOW I AM AFFRAID IF I WENT FOR A MASAGE I WOULDNT EVEN GET EXCITED.
I AM STARTING TO THINK GAMBLING HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY LOW SEX DRIVE I REMEMBER A GAMBLING FRIEND OF MINE SAYING WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX OR A WINNER AND I SAID A WINNER.
I WAS GOING TO DISCUSS THIS WITH MY FRIENDS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB INSTEAD OF YOU GUYS BUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAS STRICT RULES AGAINST PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THERE SEX LIFE IN THE CLUB.THE LAST GUY WHO CAME INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND TALKED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAD THREE GUYAS HOLD HIS HANDS DOWN WHILE HE SMACKED HIS BARE ARSE WITH A PING PONG PADDLE OH MAN WAS THAT FUNNY AS HELL.SINCE THEN I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB:finger:[/quote
IT WILL GET BETTER LIMPDICK