Is any mod around? Need some clarification on some boards rules?

[soonerdawg1]

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

 

[billhill999]

Ok listen the only reason I'm asking is cause I've seen incubus post antisemetic crap more than once.

So the essence of this thread is to call out Incubus because he posted something you didn't like?

 

[mplastered]

Can we be racist on these boards? For example if I posted a cartoon of a black man eating a watermelon or doing anything stereotypical, would I be banned?

So, you start the thread, but no cartoon. Nice.

 

[mplastered]

So the essence of this thread is to call out Incubus because he posted something you didn't like?

Essence? No, that's not toooooo gay. Way to go billy h. ; o

 

[Scoops]

Yea, and I'm flying to San Fran.....JUST, for the Steeler game.

@)

 

[X-Files]

Is this kind of thing ok here, or should it be posted in the RR?

Any of you fuckers ever get a beer bj?

Heard real good things about water bj's but no one I know has ever gotten a beer bj.

What the hell are you talking about?

If it's anything like explosive diarreah anal then I want no part of it.

The girl blows you while she has beer in her mouth.

What about a blowken? getting head while taking a shit.....

I've had chicks blow me when they had Altoids in thier mouth......that was pretty cool.

Getting a BJ while the whore has pop-rocks in her mouth would be a trip.

how about getting a bj with a girl that has the hiccups
thats an experience for ya

Basically she lowers your nuts into a glass of warm water, jerks you off while blowing into a straw which is also in the water, creating a ball-cuzzi.

Seriously I spent about a week thinking about creating a device like this, only automate to market to porn shops. Wish I was kidding.

hines, do yourself a favor and lay a towel down or something cus the only thing this is going to accomplish is getting fucking beer all over yourself and your bed. bad idea with no benefit. that shits sticky when it dries too.

How about a Chilly Willy? Chick sucks on a bunch of ice cubes and then gives you a blow job.

 

[billhill999]

I'm not gay or anything but.... Nevermind.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[cincy_]

So the essence of this thread is to call out Incubus because he posted something you didn't like?

Good point, Bill. It seems he wanted InCubus BANNED.

This kinda shit reminds me of fifth grade ... or was it sixth grade? When did I start getting boners? That's when I outgrew this shit.

 

[soonerdawg1]

Is this kind of thing ok here, or should it be posted in the RR?

i'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess, but i'd have to say that's RR material.....quite solid RR material......

 

[billhill999]

So, you start the thread, but no cartoon. Nice.

 

[RenoChazz]

Oh this shits getting hilarious, sadly it may be in the Rubber Room before I finish posting this

 

[X-Files]

i'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess, but i'd have to say that's RR material.....quite solid RR material......

How about this?

Should my poops sink or swim?

I've heard floating is best and this is accomplished by sufficient dietary fibre.

Personally though i seldom eat any grains, vegetables or fruit, and basicly live off meat and booze.

Yet lately, while ingesting huge amounts of metamucil, my toilet droppings almost always sail along the water.

Instead of finally cuming in a single humungous blob that can barely squeeze out, or as a slimy foot long snake, it ejaculates like instant popcorn in litters of 3-6 runts.

Recently, BTW, and this is very important, two landed upright in the hole like they were having an erection. This has never happened before, if even physicly possible, and i was wondering, could heaven be sending a message?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080726092703AAtEgjm

http://ourgardengang.tripod.com/bmstools.htm

 

[soonerdawg1]

once, when i was a kid, we were swimming at the lake.....maybe i didn't wait long enough after eating, i don't know, but i had to take a shit.....so i wade out where i was alone, fired one off, and that motherfucker blooped right up next to me.....so i try to make my way to the rest of the crowd as nonchalantly as possible while getting separation distance from the turd......fortunately, it took a bit of a different course and no one noticed it until it got close to the bank where the little kids were playing.....so me and my buddies made fun of the little kid that shit in the water

not one of my finer moments, but it could've been much worse

 

[hybrid]

nicotine has said alot of racial stuff on this board and now you're complaining about someone else????? who cares I find certain racism hilarious and the best jokes are racist but as soonerdawg said people who cry racism are the worst ones.....al sharpton and jesse jackson make me sick!!!!

 

[billhill999]

once, when i was a kid, we were swimming at the lake.....maybe i didn't wait long enough after eating, i don't know, but i had to take a shit.....so i wade out where i was alone, fired one off, and that motherfucker blooped right up next to me.....so i try to make my way to the rest of the crowd as nonchalantly as possible while getting separation distance from the turd......fortunately, it took a bit of a different course and no one noticed it until it got close to the bank where the little kids were playing.....so me and my buddies made fun of the little kid that shit in the water

not one of my finer moments, but it could've been much worse

 

[soonerdawg1]

what the fuck man

i did a search on incubus and he hasn't posted in 2 days.....last things he posted about was the man who fucked pigs and the man who fucked car exhausts

 

[billhill999]

I like turtles

 

[lax_gunman]

once, when i was a kid, we were swimming at the lake.....maybe i didn't wait long enough after eating, i don't know, but i had to take a shit.....so i wade out where i was alone, fired one off, and that motherfucker blooped right up next to me.....so i try to make my way to the rest of the crowd as nonchalantly as possible while getting separation distance from the turd......fortunately, it took a bit of a different course and no one noticed it until it got close to the bank where the little kids were playing.....so me and my buddies made fun of the little kid that shit in the water

not one of my finer moments, but it could've been much worse

Omg, I just teared up, way too funny.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I was put on Post Review because I "insinuated" that a poster from Mississippi was banging his sister, and I made that post in the Rubber Room.

Now If I had said it was his brother, I feel my punishment would have been justified.

:nuts: