Internet dating...not really but

[kimchee7270]

Thats post prego, the breast milk is sweet and tasty but when the woman gets to about 6 months, the hormones start raging and they want sex all the time, but they are big and well much too big.

thanx bill for the insight...but i don't know man...i always wondered what it would be like to be fvcking a chick and feeling a hand grabbin my cock !

 

[kimchee7270]

btw this online stuff can expose you to plenty of nuts. When I did some chatting online when I was ~15 I had about half a dozen chicks think they fell in love with me despite only talking to me for a bit and not seeing a photo. I had multiple chicks call me from across country and one wrote a few letters. Just for fucking chatting. Beware guys.

..tell me u got some ***** though, right ?

 

[kingbill]

thanx bill for the insight...but i don't know man...i always wondered what it would be like to be fvcking a chick and feeling a hand grabbin my cock !

Simple fuck 1 chick and her midget sister

 

[kimchee7270]

FUnniest Cumback EVER !!!

Simple fuck 1 chick and her midget sister

:WTF: :missingte :modemman: :missingte :missingte :missingte :lolBIG:

 

[MrJ]

..tell me u got some ***** though, right ?

Kind of. One of them had a wannabe model friend (hot but never going to make it) and another recognized me (well we knew some of the same people) and had some nice friends (she/they didn't mind). Actually ended up with her and a friend after I gave them a call on nye. The friend also got me a job. Sleeping around can be productive.

 

[tkim11]

btw this online stuff can expose you to plenty of nuts. When I did some chatting online when I was ~15 I had about half a dozen chicks think they fell in love with me despite only talking to me for a bit and not seeing a photo. I had multiple chicks call me from across country and one wrote a few letters. Just for fucking chatting. Beware guys.

Thats the situation I'm in. I think this girl is actually fallin for me which is fucken nuts! Constantly leaving sweet lil msgs and askin me to do the same. Needless to say :monsters- . The girl is lookin for love in all the wrong places. Shit, I hope I dont break her heart.

Oh which reminds me, after posting this shit and getting some feedback, I ignored her calls and her text (3calls, 2 voicemails,10 text - only b/c she knew I had a hockey game) just to see what she'll do...then this mornin..another fucken text. She's gonna kill me fellas..help me

 

[CaptainBone]

Still no picture? She HAS to be heinous. Good luck

 

[tkim11]

I should send her my pic and tell her, you can touch yourself to this, cuz this is the closest you'll ever get to me.

 

[CaptainBone]

I should send her my pic and tell her, you can touch yourself to this, cuz this is the closest you'll ever get to me.

That'd be absolutely classic. Lol

 

[WVU]

Lies...I think it was the only time I looked at my ex-wife and said "Let's just Cuddle"

Thats the problem right there. It was your wife.

 

[WVU]

come on at least post the test messages

 

[tkim11]

One conversion....

Me: I'm bored as shit at work
Her: I know how I can keep you interested
Me: How
Her: BJ under ur desk
Me: Fuck yea. Now its getting fun.
Her: Gotta to go to class
Me: WTF!?!

Need I say more...

 

[MrJ]

Local bar is a much better option. For starters, at least you can see what you're getting (well that's arguable thanks to lighting and makeup, but you'll at least have some idea as long as you're not too pissed).

 

[tkim11]

Yea, but I'm tired of the bar scene. Nothin but drunk skanks. If I want a quickie then yea but if I want a relationship....no way

 

[The_Man]

Therx senior mod Journeyman hooks up with tons of hot broads from off the internet scene. He was telling me that one of his favorite sites for that is www.alt.com

I went and checked it out and there are some nutty chicks on there.

 

[GameBreaker]

If these chicks are even moderately attractive then they have experienced what it is like being out or being in a bar and having plenty of options, they dont need to go on the internet.

You obviously have no idea what you were talking about. Plenty of hot chicks chat online and join adult sites. I checked the whole thing out a couple of years ago but found it all too weird. Coincidently I ended up meeting 3 of them at a nightclub I was working at. All hot, all normal (at least on the surface). It's a generational thing. I do things the old-fashioned way myself.

I still call bull shit on all of this. Hot, NORMAL chicks do not need to go on the fucking internet to meet guys. You talk about the old-fashioned way? It's not old-fashioned, its fucking normal, walking up to a girl and talking to her face to face and asking her out.

 

[tkim11]

I have no problem walking up to a girl and sayin "hi". I'm very confident in myself but most girls I run into turns out to be stalkers. Long story short, I was too close to file for restraining order. She wasnt tryin to kill me but wouldnt leave me or my friends alone.

I don't chase ass or show that I want to get in their pants (even though I want to) and I never take their number but give them mine. I say about 90% gives me a call. But the problem is I don't remember the girl on the line.

The best is when they offer you their number and you say no. But then you offer yours instead (gets them thinking like shit)

 

[LarryTalbot]

Therx senior mod Journeyman hooks up with tons of hot broads from off the internet scene. He was telling me that one of his favorite sites for that is www.alt.com

I went and checked it out and there are some nutty chicks on there.

The last pic he showed us of one of his dates (the biker girl) means that you really got to have an open mind to meet these "hot broads" online.

 

[WVU]

anyone have a link to the biker girl Journeyman posted?

 

[LarryTalbot]