Internet dating...not really but

[tkim11]

I don't do internet dating service or anything but the weirdest shit is happening to me. I recently had my tonsil's removed so I wasnt able to go out and party on St.Pattie's. So I log on line AIM, join 20s chatroom.

To shorten up the story, this girl IM's me and we start talking - nothin special, just chit chat. Then she wants to talk to me over the phone. Which I thought was weird as shit. So I gave her an excuse about my mouth hurting and I rather type. I thought I was gonna get fucked up with, "I'm Chris Hanson, please have a seat right over here" shit. So I kept it very very innocent. Just talked about sports and shit.

Again, to shorten up the story, the girl has my number and ever since then (Sunday til now), I get shit load text msgs and she wont stop calling. This shit is racking up my phone bill. I dont even know how she looks like nor does she know how I look like. She's cool and all but jesus christ, this shit is worse than having a g/f. I'm talkin about text every minute and askin me when can we talk on the phone again. Is this shit normal?

I dont even know why I'm bothering with this girl....Hopefully, long distance booty call.

 

[kimchee7270]

I don't do internet dating service or anything but the weirdest shit is happening to me. I recently had my tonsil's removed so I wasnt able to go out and party on St.Pattie's. So I log on line AIM, join 20s chatroom.

To shorten up the story, this girl IM's me and we start talking - nothin special, just chit chat. Then she wants to talk to me over the phone. Which I thought was weird as shit. So I gave her an excuse about my mouth hurting and I rather type. I thought I was gonna get fucked up with, "I'm Chris Hanson, please have a seat right over here" shit. So I kept it very very innocent. Just talked about sports and shit.

Again, to shorten up the story, the girl has my number and ever since then (Sunday til now), I get shit load text msgs and she wont stop calling. This shit is racking up my phone bill. I dont even know how she looks like nor does she know how I look like. She's cool and all but jesus christ, this shit is worse than having a g/f. I'm talkin about text every minute and askin me when can we talk on the phone again. Is this shit normal?

I dont even know why I'm bothering with this girl....Hopefully, long distance booty call.

go 4 it ....it's all about networking...even networking with ex girlfriend's friends.

 

[kimchee7270]

Russian Gal

I went On a Website n This Russian Gal Is Emailn Me. ....pretty Too....The only Thing is ., when I ask her A ` Personal question she Never Responds With a Direct answer

Ex' So Why Do U want To Come To The Us of a ?

She Responds , " ....I like Visiting as A Student/ dancer ...my Home is near a beautiful lake ...I would want Someone who Is Sicere ..etc"

ABsolutely NO True Conversation...Just a Speech Everytime ! IT's crazy this internet stuff...U Don't know if They are 4 Reeel or its A front and Some game BS ! THe only way To Know Is Get a Web came..then, they can't HIDE !

 

[LarryTalbot]

tkim, do you even know what she looks like?

Internet dating has some success, but I've def. heard more negative rather than positive experiences about it.

As for kimchee, are you sure you weren't at a mail-order bride site? Those girls behave just like that to get out of the country.

 

[glenrobinson]

you guys are prob e-mailing with pedophiles in prison or scammers

 

[kimchee7270]

tkim, do you even know what she looks like?

Internet dating has some success, but I've def. heard more negative rather than positive experiences about it.

As for kimchee, are you sure you weren't at a mail-order bride site? Those girls behave just like that to get out of the country.

she wrote me from singles.net but i think there is a girl fronting for her as a middle man/bookie type.....i can't get a reeeel personal response from direct questions...just general facts about her in response.....she gave me pics as well but just somethin wrong with the whole deal....maybe carl is the middle man:WTF:

 

[tkim11]

Nah, she's been very upfront with me. And no, I havent got any pics from her nor have I given her mine. For all I know she can look like a horse or fine as Halle Berry. She can lie about her appearnace and tell me she's fucken ugly thinkin I'll drop out (when in reality she's hot as fuck) or she really is ugly. Who knows.

I just dont understand how one can feel so comfortable with someone who they have never met. Shit, I could be a fuckin serial rapist or some shit.

 

[GameBreaker]

I just dont understand how one can feel so comfortable with someone who they have never met. Shit, I could be a fuckin serial rapist or some shit.

Boom. THere is your answer right there, or should I say a huge RED FLAG. There are reasons why she is so freakish, I GUARANTEE you. Oh and there is no way ever that she looks like Halle Berry. If these chicks are even moderately attractive then they have experienced what it is like being out or being in a bar and having plenty of options, they dont need to go on the internet.

 

[RobFunk]

Internet dating has some success, but I've def. heard more negative rather than positive experiences about it.

I havent done it in a long while, but that is my experience too. It's all about sifting through the trash to get to something good. Thing I learned is too make sure you get a pic and then ask how recent it is. No pic, no hang'n out.

 

[tkim11]

Boom. THere is your answer right there, or should I say a huge RED FLAG. There are reasons why she is so freakish, I GUARANTEE you. Oh and there is no way ever that she looks like Halle Berry. If these chicks are even moderately attractive then they have experienced what it is like being out or being in a bar and having plenty of options, they dont need to go on the internet.

My thoughts exactly. She probably looks like Sloth from Goonies or those ugly green things from Gremlins.

 

[kimchee7270]

one sure way ....

one sure way to find out fellas is...

ASK HER TO CAM With U !!! I'm Goin out to walmart N buyin myself a CAM ...its only less than 40 bucks ....IF She Can't afford that , than You know that's strike one.This Way, you'll know The person Talking is TRuly Pregnant !

 

[RobFunk]

This Way, you'll know The person Talking is TRuly Pregnant !

Heh. You got an interesting sense of humor kimchee.

 

[kimchee7270]

Heh. You got an interesting sense of humor kimchee.

thanx rob...i'm from pluto !:thumbsup:

 

[tkim11]

I asked her to swap pics and she said no which is strike two. Strike one was too much texting and calling. I'm gonna ask to swap pics or we end this and she wont..I guess no long distance booty call.

 

[WVU]

pregnant sex is good sex.

 

[kingbill]

pregnant sex is good sex.

Lies...I think it was the only time I looked at my ex-wife and said "Let's just Cuddle"

 

[kimchee7270]

what does breast milk taste like ???

Lies...I think it was the only time I looked at my ex-wife and said "Let's just Cuddle"

So which is it ? ..Pregnant Sex is GOOD or BAD ??? I always thought it would be NNeeeeto To Get Breast milk sprayed all over da place !:drink:

 

[MrJ]

If these chicks are even moderately attractive then they have experienced what it is like being out or being in a bar and having plenty of options, they dont need to go on the internet.

You obviously have no idea what you were talking about. Plenty of hot chicks chat online and join adult sites. I checked the whole thing out a couple of years ago but found it all too weird. Coincidently I ended up meeting 3 of them at a nightclub I was working at. All hot, all normal (at least on the surface). It's a generational thing. I do things the old-fashioned way myself.

 

[kingbill]

So which is it ? ..Pregnant Sex is GOOD or BAD ??? I always thought it would be NNeeeeto To Get Breast milk sprayed all over da place !:drink:

Thats post prego, the breast milk is sweet and tasty but when the woman gets to about 6 months, the hormones start raging and they want sex all the time, but they are big and well much too big.

 

[MrJ]

btw this online stuff can expose you to plenty of nuts. When I did some chatting online when I was ~15 I had about half a dozen chicks think they fell in love with me despite only talking to me for a bit and not seeing a photo. I had multiple chicks call me from across country and one wrote a few letters. Just for fucking chatting. Beware guys.