So KNight was in the shower with a dude at the Y 
and admiring his pecker size
K...man that is a nice pecker , how did you get it to grow like that, the wifey is getting tired of vienna sausage over here.
Bigs- I rub grease on it every night before bed for about 5 minutes
K-Ill try it
About a month later they are in the shower together again and Bigs asks Knight how the protocol is working out....Knight is like I dont think its working, my dick seems even smaller than before
Bigs says tell me what you did
Knight says just like you said , I rubbed Crisco on my weeny for 5 minutes before bed
Bigs goes.....NAH Dummy dont you know,,,Crisco is shortening
and admiring his pecker sizeK...man that is a nice pecker , how did you get it to grow like that, the wifey is getting tired of vienna sausage over here.
Bigs- I rub grease on it every night before bed for about 5 minutes
K-Ill try it
About a month later they are in the shower together again and Bigs asks Knight how the protocol is working out....Knight is like I dont think its working, my dick seems even smaller than before
Bigs says tell me what you did
Knight says just like you said , I rubbed Crisco on my weeny for 5 minutes before bed
Bigs goes.....NAH Dummy dont you know,,,Crisco is shortening
