A skeleton walks into a bar and says: 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.' 
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
So Bozo 
is talking to a coworker and is sad about his actions from the previous night
Friend is trying to cheer him up
Bozo says
I am so embarrassed, I drank too much last night and ended up stumbling all over the trailer, breaking shit and just making a complete fool of myself...I even ended up blowing chunks in my bed
Friend goes
Hey man its okay, we have all had bad nights before
Bozo tears up and replies
But you dont understand CHUNKS is my dog......
is talking to a coworker and is sad about his actions from the previous nightFriend is trying to cheer him up
Bozo says
I am so embarrassed, I drank too much last night and ended up stumbling all over the trailer, breaking shit and just making a complete fool of myself...I even ended up blowing chunks in my bed
Friend goes
Hey man its okay, we have all had bad nights before
Bozo tears up and replies
But you dont understand CHUNKS is my dog......
You know Bozo is a property owner in Oregon and fancies himself as some kind of rancher or something. So he goes down to Texas to ride range with a cowboy to learn the ropes. They were riding fence line when they came upon a calf with his head stuck in the barbed wire fence. The Texas cowboy got off his horse, unzipped his pants and screwed the calf. He turned to Bozo and said that was pretty good. You wanna try it? Bozo said sure, but do I have to put my head in the fence?
