Once in a while we just have to
Stand in awe of our government.
is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and
food stamps ever - to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept.
of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow
dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
Thus ends today's lesson in irony.