Captured! FEMA Director Deanne Criswell
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Michael Baxter
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September 14, 2024
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The White Hats’ yearslong effort to capture FEMA Director Deanne Criswell saw fruition Thursday morning when US Marines arrested the ghoulish woman on charges of treason and seditious conspiracy near the agency’s D.C. headquarters, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.
As reported these last few years, White Hats had futilely scoured the American landscape for signs of Criswell, surveilling her stateside residences and FEMA offices nationwide, but she had outfoxed them, always a step ahead and beyond reach. She’d had a plethora of Deep State resources at her disposal and had eventually relocated to Warsaw, Poland, from where she ran FEMA remotely. White Hats hold her accountable for crimes FEMA personnel have committed against innocent civilians and for the Maui fires and massacres of 2023, as well as the deaths of heroic Marines and soldiers who perished fighting FEMA brigands and Black Hats on the island and behind Biden’s “Black Curtain” of death.
Our source said General Smith had almost given up hope of capturing Criswell and forcing her to face justice.
“We’re not immune to despair,” he said. “Criswell is a master of deception and evaded us so many times, we honestly didn’t know if we’d catch up with her. There’s a damn good reason she was on our most-wanted list, and she gave a good chase. But once again, she proved all Deep Staters return to the roost.”
White Hats, he added, have the demoness Kamala Harris to thank for inadvertently facilitating Criswell’s arrest.
On September 9, Marine Corps Forces Cyberspace Command eavesdropped on a phone call Harris’ campaign staffer David Plouffe, a former disciple of Barack “Hussein” Obama, made to a then-unknown prefix in Krakow, Poland. No one had answered Plouffe’s call, but he had left a voicemail: “Deanne, as I’m sure you know, Kamala’s already in charge, and President Harris wants you here Thursday so we can discuss your future in her administration. You’ve done amazing work, and she feels a promotion is long overdue.”
“Criswell is smart but also greedy,” our source said. “We figured she wouldn’t refuse the request.”
General Smith, he added, immediately assembled a joint taskforce made of Marines, Army Rangers, Delta Force, and Navy SEALs to surveil airports, Harris’ and Criswell’s U.S. properties, government buildings they might meet at, etc. Every conceivable possibility, he said, was placed under heavy surveillance.
He said over 2,500 Armed Forces members took part in the countrywide dragnet to capture Criswell, who, as White Hats later discovered, reentered the United States wearing a disguise and using a forged passport under the name “Annice Dwellers,” an anagram.
It was the Marines, he explained, who spotted a chunky woman matching Criswell’s fleshliness walking toward FEMA’s 500 C St SW, Washington, DC, monolithic office at 9 a.m. Thursday. However, she had been wearing a bushy brown wig and oversized sunglasses, ostensibly to conceal her identity. White Hats, however, had access to the same invasive facial recognition technology the feds had used to identify wrongfully incarcerated J6ers and saw through her cloak. They confronted her as she and two men in dark suits and sunglasses exited a sedan in the parking lot and began walking to the entrance. Believing they identified the right person, and unwilling to risk a hundred agents charging from the building, the Marines at once held the trio at gunpoint and forced them inside a pair of SUVS after disarming them. They ripped Criswell’s wig off the top of her head and told her they had spent an eternity looking for her. In her purse they found a .380 automatic and a fake driver’s license and passport. At that point, Criswell admitted who she was and told the Marines they would hang for accosting a federal official.
“Criswell and her goons were put unconscious for a trip to a holding facility. I don’t have info on any interrogations yet, but it’s safe to assume she’ll be going to Guantanamo Bay,” our source said.
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