Alvin Bragg Arrested!BRAGG IS JOINING HIS DS JURORS AT GITMO
TICKET PUNCHED.
By Michael Baxter -June 29, 2024
The U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division on Friday arrested Deep Stater and District Attorney of New York County Alvin Bragg on charges of treason and election interference near his homeâhe owns severalâin New York Cityâs historic St. Nicholas District, also known as Striverâs Row, sources in General Eric M. Smithâs office told Real Raw News.
If justice prevails, Bragg will soon live on a different rowâdeath row at Guantanamo Bayâs Camp Delta internment facility for Deep State prisoners.
White Hats, our source said, had been pursuing Bragg since the day he empaneled a Grand Jury of Deep State sympathizers to indict President Donald J. Trump on fabricated charges aimed at imprisoning him or, if that failed, damaging Trumpâs chances of becoming the 2024 Republican nomineeâa plan that continues to backfire as more significant numbers of citizens rally behind the besieged president.
Bragg, he added, had fallen off the White Hatsâ radar shortly after that, as the Deep State had replaced him with a convincing body double that appeared in his stead at press conferences and televised broadcasts. The double shared Braggâs rotund features and had been trained to mimic his gait, mannerisms, and speech. The actual Bragg had secreted himself away somewhere, a feat most miraculous for an obese piece of gelatinous lard that wobbles when it walks and canât take three steps without huffing and puffing and pausing to catch its breath. White Hats ignored the lookalikes to avoid showing their hand while patiently waiting for Bragg to appear from whatever gaping hole he had crawled inside. History has shown that Deep Staters hate being restrained by their handlers and always return to the roost eventually. Homesickness and doppelgangers crediting themselves for Deep Statersâ accomplishments are reasons why Deep Staters go back to the fold.
âAnd thatâs when theyâre most vulnerable,â our source said. âBragg is a special kind of stupid. He thought he was invulnerable and walked right into our hands.â
CID, he said, had been watching three of Braggâs properties for several months, during which time they saw at least one Bragg imposter come and go as if he were lord of the household, affectionately and amorously greeting the real Braggâs wife, Jamila Ponton, upon returning to the Striverâs Row home each day after work. They would embrace rapturously, hugging and kissing on the doorstep.
âItâs pretty sick, and weâre sure Deep Statersâ spouses are in the plan. Theyâve been married 20 years, so thereâs no damn way sheâs getting fooled by a double. None are that good. If it were a clone, well, maybe, but most of them got no genitals,â our source said.
Asked whether White Hats had ever seen the spouse of a Deep Stater engaged in acts of wanton lust with a body double or clone, he said, âNot personally. If I did, Iâd have to bleach my eyeballs. I donât want the image of that fat fuck, real or not, having sex in my head. It would be something you couldnât unsee. And now that we have Bragg, we no longer have to peer in his windows.â
At 7:00 a.m. Friday, the CID surveillance team saw the fake Bragg wearing a blue pinstriped suit and oxford shoes leave the house, get into his car, and drive toward downtown Manhattan. Forty minutes later, a Cadillac Escalade pulled in front of the residence and out stepped Bragg from the passenger seat. This Bragg, however, wore a charcoal suit and wingtip shoes. CID could not identify the driver because the carâs windows had a dark tint. The investigators allowed the vehicle to depart and then moved against Bragg before he reached the front door.
Bragg spotted the investigators and tried to wobble away, but he collapsed to the ground convulsing when struck by four Tasers in his back, chest, neck, and face. CID zip-tied Bragg, whose bulbous wrists were too large for cuffsâand heaved his portly body into the rear seat of an SUV that had come screeching to a halt the second Bragg had hit the ground.
Our source said White Hats have overwhelming, irrefutable evidence proving Bragg is guilty of treason and election fraud and that Vice Admiral Darse E. Crandall will publish it at the Deep Staterâs military tribunal.
In a follow-up, the source confirmed the man in custody is the true Alvin Bragg and that his body double will also be arrested as soon as possible.
Tards probably think those white aerosol lines in the skies are contrails.
