JAG Hangs Shenna Bellows for Treason
By Michael Baxter -June 6, 2024
Disgraced Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows received an unceremonious trip to the netherworld on May 26 as she was hanged to death at Guantanamo Bay for having committed treason against the United States of America.
As reported, a military panel found Bellows guilty a week earlier and recommended JAG impose the maximum punishment. As expected, the verdict enraged the Deep State stooge, who spent the last six days of her life sobbing uncontrollably and begging for a chance to appeal the ruling to Joseph R. Biden.
Admiral Crandall, known for witticisms and gallows humor, entertained Bellowsβ request and stood beside her while she dialed the White House, identified herself to an operator, and said she needed Biden to parley for her freedom. βThereβs no Joseph Biden here,β she was told and hung up on. The admiral broke the news to her: Biden had never set foot in the actual White House, but had he, he wouldβve at once been arrested, tried, and executed as a war criminal. The admiral encouraged her to prepare for a βlong nap.β
That siesta came shortly after 10:00 a.m. on May 26, subsequent to Bellows feverishly begging for her life atop the gallows with a loop of rope around her neck and a black sack covering her head.
βPlease donβt kill me. Iβll do whatever you ask,β Bellows cried out.
βWill you apologize to President Trump and ask his forgiveness?β asked Admiral Crandall.
βYes, yes I will,β Bellows replied.
βWill you go on television to say Trump is not an insurrectionist and you were wrong to want to keep his name off the ballot? Will you say youβre sorry to all the residents of Maine and the United States?β Adm. Crandall said.
She nodded her bagged head vigorously. βYes, Yes, Yesβ¦Iβll do all that. Whatever you ask. I donβt want to die.β
βThe only thing worse than a traitor, detainee Bellows, is a cowardly traitor,β the admiral said condescendingly. βAt least have the courage to stand on your principles and face death courageously.β
βOh, God, no,β she wailed.
βDonβt bring His name into this. Itβs your doing.β
The admiral instructed the hangman behind Bellows to open the door beneath her trembling legs.
She was pronounced dead a few minutes later.
βTheyβre all the same,β the admiral told a few White Hat officers in attendance.