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I once pinched a perfect nine inch horseshoe shaped terd.
Damn, I was so proud of that porcelain massive I wished I had a dig cam in the bathroom.
 

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I once pinched a perfect nine inch horseshoe shaped terd.
Damn, I was so proud of that porcelain massive I wished I had a dig cam in the bathroom.

A couple times I ate those black licorice candy they call Nibs (they have red Nibs too). The next day I shit out a green turd. No shit!

I guess the dye they use for black Nibs doesn't get digested.
 

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You know you took a good dump when after crunching you have a tear in the corner of your eye.
 

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Ever try to fart and you "touch cloth"? That sucks when it happens at work because you have to throw your shit stained boxers in the trash and go bareback the rest of the day.
 

That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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i always get my most productive posting done in the 45 minutes I am taking a dump :modemman:
 

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No pics? Thats a shame

The Colonix Program helped me remove this from my colon - photo

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does your spine ever crack when you squeeze out a turd??

if anyone here has ever been to a province/small town in the philippines let's hear some of your shit stories. many homes there have a throne that you sit on, but no automatic flush. you take a pail of water and dump it in the toilet to make the turds go down. well of course the first couple times were an adventure for me. the turds won't go down. i thought, fuck, i'm trapped in here with my own shit!! can't just leave it in there, the family will know it's the "foreigner". i used up all the water in the container so i had to go pump some more. had a few of the folks wondering what was going on. my sweetie came along and grabbed a larger pail...more water, more pressure...the turds disappeared.

also take note that many of them don't use toilet paper to wipe their asses. it will plug up the toilet. they use their finger to wipe the bum and then wash their hands(i hope). try not to think about this when they're cooking supper.
 

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That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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Seriously though you should be telling us you are now taking a dump and available to answer any posts on the RX for the next hour and a half, after that you must wipe, partially.
 

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I think I created this thread in response to some retard in the Baseball forum creating a similar thread telling everyone that he wouldn't be able to post his plays until later on or something, despite the fact that nobody gave a fuck. I think there are about 3-4 more of these type of threads I created that same day. Not 100% sure, though.

And I think the poster was CHOPTALK, but I'm not 100% sure about that either.

RP, I think there are a lot of posters who have said they use their laptops while on the shitter, but I don't do that, so they'd be more qualified conduct a Q&A than me.

GL. Love those slow summer days when I dumped all over the forums out of boredom. I think there's still a thread in the baseball forum I created asking the best way to go about fucking a baseball bat.
 

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