I'm goin to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my f*ck on

[Defying]

....just a lot cleaner transaction.

I disagree... there was another dude there an hour ago.

 

[shdw01]

I disagree... there was another dude there an hour ago.

good point. But I didn't mean literally. I guess efficient was a better word. no time wasted, no possibility you don't seal the deal, no hidden fees or next day surprises

 

[sethm]

I disagree... there was another dude there an hour ago.

I agree with shdw01 though, no drama, less expensive, and there are very attractive ones.

 

[ivyconniver]

$300 omfg I'd do you better than any whore for half that amount

I got $150 right here...

 

[Defying]

(no) next day surprises

besides that burning sensation

 

[GoSooners]

Back in the old days they used to get a pan out with a little soap and water. Then they would wash your dick off before sex and after sex. I would have offered to wash her pussy off, but something tells me that would have been $20 extra.

 

[NES]

You live in CR and have to pay for it?? If you listen to VD & Judge there are so many hot young things running around down there you can't keep up!! WTF:think2:

I dont think VD even remembers what free pussy is.

 

[ivyconniver]

After the training grounds of college campuses, there's really no such thing as free pussy.

 

[EverFresh]

I hear the Cocal is the place to be? Is a cab the best way from the SJ Airport to Jaco?

Any advice appreciated TY

EF

 

[packer2012]

Ok…mission accomplished.

Short story, picked up a whore at the Del Rey. Took her upstairs, she took off her GIRDLE (!!!!) had WAY more baggage than was advertised!

I said "sorry babe, not into this"

She FREAKS, calls me spanish cuss words, throws her stilettos at me. OPENS MY WALLET (on the bureau, duh, rookie mistake) STARTS TAKING SHIT OUT!!

I pull the wallet away, she has $300 in her hand and starts walking out the door! I'm too drunk to stop her

WTF?!

You like Ron White? You know he had the tour called "You Can't Fix Stupid". Not just a title, but a true statement?

Skank-train? I hope she was better lookin' than Donald Sterling's girl.

Ther is not enough booze in the world to make that right. Good luck, Man!

 

[seadawg]

cocal is definitely where it at for beach wear.....

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I picked up a hooker once on my only trip to Vegas. I was on so many painkillers and GHB, I couldn't get off and she actually picked me up. I just had her blow me. After the effects wore off, I ended up nailing a hot co-worker later that night.

 

[worldstage]

I hear the Cocal is the place to be? Is a cab the best way from the SJ Airport to Jaco?

Any advice appreciated TY

EF

Got that right. Depends on your budget I guess on how you want to travel. The hookers all travel by bus on Thurs from San Jose to Jaco then return Monday morning.

I will be there in a few hours following the US/Belgium game. Poker tourney every Tuesday at 7pm also fun, upstairs in Cocal.

 

[Danny_Boy]

been to CR twice....and I def got my monies worth

the biggest rule I had is that if I saw a certain girl go upstairs or somewhere else with some dude she was off limits if I saw her again

i know what these girls do but as long as I don't see if for myself in my mind it made it all better. man that sounds bad. ugh

 

[packer2012]

Is it just me....

Or does the screen name "EverFresh" seem funny after the guy started THIS thread?

 

[MikeB]

Does anybody know if this kid lost his virginity yet?

 

[aceduecetrey]

Who was the guy here that claimed hie got off by going down on the prostitutes?

 

[MikeB]

Who was the guy here that claimed hie got off by going down on the prostitutes?

Betallsports.

I thought is was kinda gross but if Mike gets off on that, who am I to judge.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Who was the guy here that claimed hie got off by going down on the prostitutes?

i'll tell ya what he hasnt gotten off , the antibiotics...

 

[festeringZit]

Betallsports.

I thought is was kinda gross but if Mike gets off on that, who am I to judge.

I laughed out loud.