A buddy of mine closed with -
may at your wedding night be like a fine cooked turkey. Soft supple breasts and warm juicy thighs.
The bride was Palestinian and had previously been arranged to me married off to some other dude. The groom (WAP and my roommate at college) met her when she was arranged to be married and was the reason it was called off. Was very interesting watching the family's reaction to the ending of that speech. They were good sports.