I'm About to Punish the Work Toilet...Again

[Dawoofdaddy]

This is why I try to use the handicapped stalls exclusively. Stretch my legs out, kick back, relax, make love to the toilet.

An absolutely hilarious post.

:missingte:lolBIG:uppy:

 

[donkeybucks]

I think my system forbids me to leave a shit at work.

I like to reserve it for home. I don't know why, it just feels like I'm taking a forbidden shit if I do it at work. At home, my system just relaxes better and I can grunt as loud as I want, stink up the bathroom as much as I want, take my time.

Am I the only one?

I just feel as though I get a better shit experience at home than at work.

 

[RacerX]

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This is why I try to use the handicapped stalls exclusively. Stretch my legs out, kick back, relax, make love to the toilet.

seriously, I thought the first post was the funniest...this beats it.

"make love to the toilet"....

I'm going to use that line....it's magical.
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[SkinsRaj28]

Donkeybucks, I agree in general...but I think my digestive system works differently in the summer when I'm working...it like senses that I'm bored and kicks into overdrive so I have a way to kill an hour during the day.

Racer X, you know what I'm talking about. Carress it, be gentle and tender...until you reach the moment where two become one.

Or rather, when #2 explodes into many more than one.

 

[kidslick]

Donkeybucks, I agree in general...but I think my digestive system works differently in the summer when I'm working...it like senses that I'm bored and kicks into overdrive so I have a way to kill an hour during the day.

Racer X, you know what I'm talking about. Carress it, be gentle and tender...until you reach the moment where two become one.

Or rather, when #2 explodes into many more than one.

its time for a natural enima my friend, enjoy

its like the radiator of a car , you have to flush it once a year..

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