I'm About to Punish the Work Toilet...Again

[SkinsRaj28]

Anyone got the maintenance number? They're gonna have to get up here when I'm through putting this motherfucker in a coma. Call the paramedics, it's a slaughterhouse in here.

SkinsRaj28: 6,475,239
Toilet: 0

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Since working this 9-5 job, you have went completely off the deep end.

Dont set the alarm tomorrow, sleep until 3pm, and have KU give your boss some lame excuse why you couldnt make it to work.

:lolBIG:

 

[WVU]

i hope you brought matches with you

 

[juice]

thanks for the notice, i'll use the 11th floor bathroom for a while

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Since working this 9-5 job, you have went completely off the deep end.

Dont set the alarm tomorrow, sleep until 3pm, and have KU give your boss some lame excuse why you couldnt make it to work.

:lolBIG:

Good idea...not like I get shit done anyway. Ku will probably tell 'em it's cuz I'm standing up to the man.

WVU, fuck that, I'll let the rest of my co-workers feel my wrath.

Juice, I actually had to wait for like 15 minutes because other people were already in there...including that big spic Juan or Jose, whatever his name is...dude probably put the toilet next to mine outta commission for the rest of the summer.

 

[oldirtyku]

Juice...

Raj walked by my office 3 times to check if those bamas were still in the stalls. He's like those fawkers need to hurry the fawk up. I need to take care of business. ahahhahah...

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

KU, take this guy out and get him laid or at least drunk.

Dude has lost his mind since he began working all day.

:realtongu

 

[Lawrence]

including that big spic Juan or Jose, whatever his name is...dude probably put the toilet next to mine outta commission for the rest of the summer.

watch it pally...lol:machinegu

 

[SkinsRaj28]

WOOF, I haven't lost it. Place needs a boost, so I provided it. Pissed that my AIDS thread got moved to the Health Forum, though. Bullshit.

Lawrence, you know I didn't mean anything by it...so calm down you fucking spic. hahaha jk

 

[juice]

KU, take this guy out and get him laid or at least drunk.

Dude has lost his mind since he began working all day.

:realtongu

are you kidding me? you think he's working all day? he posts on the rx, goes out to lunch for hours at a time and leaves early and comes in late.
he took a sick day the FIRST WEEK he was there.

 

[Lawrence]

WOOF, I haven't lost it. Place needs a boost, so I provided it. Pissed that my AIDS thread got moved to the Health Forum, though. Bullshit.

Lawrence, you know I didn't mean anything by it...so calm down you fucking spic. hahaha jk

it's all good...:lolBIG:

 

[RacerX]

Anyone got the maintenance number? They're gonna have to get up here when I'm through putting this motherfucker in a coma. Call the paramedics, it's a slaughterhouse in here.

SkinsRaj28: 6,475,239
Toilet: 0

Dude, that is seriously the funniest post EVER on the RX.

I like a man with a plan....while in college I tried to take a dump in every building at the U of Maryland.

Had a map with X's over all of the buildings that were hammered.

 

[TheFalls]

hahahaa.
So you're gonna be that guy at the office! ahaha

 

[BigDane]

Racer X did ya also hit the womens bathrooms or just the mens???

We used to go dorm by dorm stealing all the toilet paper and throwing it in a trash can from the dorms and burning it. Thank god I did not live in the dorms. Imagine after eating Taco Bell and having to run to the bathroom cuz ya got the squirts and to find no toilet paper. LOL

WE did this about once a month or so, great times

 

[Rawpimple]

I love taking a dump at Paris in Vegas....full walls on both sides of you and its like you are in your own little room....some open aeration above........very nice and private and excellent place to blow mud.

 

[oldirtyku]

KU, take this guy out and get him laid or at least drunk.

Dude has lost his mind since he began working all day.

:realtongu

Work? I never thought it was possible for someone to do less work then me... Then Raj started to work here and I learned I was wrong...

The guys does NOTHING but surf all day. He a paid poster for the summer...

:toast:

 

[ClipJoint]

to blow mud.

This reference always cracks me up. :missingte

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Dude, that is seriously the funniest post EVER on the RX.

I like a man with a plan....while in college I tried to take a dump in every building at the U of Maryland.

Had a map with X's over all of the buildings that were hammered.

Great idea. I gotta do this shit. Literally. LOL! :nohead:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

ull walls on both sides of you and its like you are in your own little room....some open aeration above........very nice and private and excellent place to blow mud.

This is why I try to use the handicapped stalls exclusively. Stretch my legs out, kick back, relax, make love to the toilet.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Work? I never thought it was possible for someone to do less work then me... Then Raj started to work here and I learned I was wrong...

The guys does NOTHING but surf all day. He a paid poster for the summer...

:toast:

Of course you fucking jinxed me...today I'm bombarded with work, none of which I know how to do.

RX needs to pay my ass so I can quit my job. Hook it up Wilhitler.