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powdered milkman
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I read about this lady who committed suicide while broadcasting it online. She took sleeping pills. The thing I didn't know about that was that she took some kind of liquid that prevented her from puking up the pills. I guess ingesting a ton of sleeping pills will usually cause your stomach to puke them up.

All you do then is take the pills and fall asleep into never, neverland.
i try that every night fuckin' alarm wakes me up though
 

Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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take out as many people as possible before hand

Word up.....Rambo-style with explosive death pack strapped to chest. Begin working my way down The List until suicide by cop shuts me down.
 

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I read about this lady who committed suicide while broadcasting it online. She took sleeping pills. The thing I didn't know about that was that she took some kind of liquid that prevented her from puking up the pills. I guess ingesting a ton of sleeping pills will usually cause your stomach to puke them up.

All you do then is take the pills and fall asleep into never, neverland.

There is an increasing amount of solid and reliable information available (online and through private orgs) on the most peaceful and compassionate ways to either commit or to assist suicide.

IMO, anyone over the age of 70 is wise to have a plan made up for such suicide if and when they decide the time is right for them.
 

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Boredom.

Reading a bunch of Barmans' posts almost did it for me when he was a mod.
 

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http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/13/man-makes-guillotine.html

Man makes guillotine to kill himself


Groundskeeper from the Fairlane Green shopping center at Outer and Fairlane drive discovered the body shortly before 11 a.m. Monday. Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.
"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."
According to investigators, the man had to make several trips to carry the wooden and metal parts to the area in the woods.
 

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There is an increasing amount of solid and reliable information available (online and through private orgs) on the most peaceful and compassionate ways to either commit or to assist suicide.

IMO, anyone over the age of 70 is wise to have a plan made up for such suicide if and when they decide the time is right for them.

I agree 100%, Barman. You should be able to off yourself at will...like if ill and suffering, as long as you are of sound mind.

I, for example would not want to live if confined to a wheelchair or blind or in prison for life, etc.

The old jump off of a high place ....like a 10 story building seems like it would work, or a cliff, Grand Canyon, etc. Stopping a train should work. Heroin O/D might work for some....but I couldn't shoot up.

A person should have the right to decide, we do it for our pets, and that's considered humane, but people suffer until the very end.

I think it is really just hospitals sucking every last buck from you.
 

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If I was going to do myself in
I'll tell you exactly where I'd begin,
I'd take 500 pills and drink a bottle of rum
and stick a methadone suppository into my bum.
I'd snort a kilo of bambam
and drink a bottle of jack,
then smok ten bowloads of chronic
and twenty beercan's of crack.
I'd go to the del rey without condoms
and wear a white hood in Hotlanta
I'd piss on the Mecca,
dressed as fucking Santa.
I'd stick syringes full of air
and insert them into my veins
and then load my gun with hollowpoints
and shoot them into my brains.
I'd fuck chris hansens daughter
in front of Hanna Montana,
then dress an Arab
and hitchike through Alabama.
Then I'd take a moment to visit
with all my Rubberroom buds
with a ton of C-4 strapped to me
I'd suggest a big group hug
 

powdered milkman
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I'd fuck chris hansens daughter
in front of Hanna Montana,


lol
 

NES

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should have read:

then i'd fuck hanna montana
in front of chris hanson
and sit between two black guys
in a redneck bar in branson
 

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Original?

I'd go to an all black bar and yell ,'N#GGER"...

Hanging works...

So does 40 tylenol pills..(take with vodka and grapefruit)

Once saw a accidental by a guy who tied a slip knot around his neck and attached that to a craft o matic bed...he then jacked off and tried to choke (by having the reclining bed pull the slip knot) himself to heightened to orgasm...poor bastard ended up strangling himself with his dick in his hand....his mother found him...
 

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I agree 100%, Barman. You should be able to off yourself at will..

A person should have the right to decide

You and I actually have that right, but still some people feel constrained against exercising that right out of the irrational fear that they will be considered a "Criminal" after their suicide.

As noted in my last post, there's no need whatsoever to consider doing anything violent to yourself (jump off high place, shoot yourself in head etc). There's a growing range of educational sources available which can instruct any of us on how to peacefully end our own lives whenever we decide the time is right.
 

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You and I actually have that right, but still some people feel constrained against exercising that right out of the irrational fear that they will be considered a "Criminal" after their suicide.

As noted in my last post, there's no need whatsoever to consider doing anything violent to yourself (jump off high place, shoot yourself in head etc). There's a growing range of educational sources available which can instruct any of us on how to peacefully end our own lives whenever we decide the time is right.
like if purdue hadnt covered sunday:smoker2:
 

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shoot up as much heroin as I could and catch the train straight to hell!!!

Heroin O/D is an idea, relatively easy to find, affordable and not only relatively painless it could be enjoyable.

Beats the shotgun in the mouth out in the backyard route.
 

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Reading punters political views over and over would do it.
 

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