If you were a porn actor.....?

[SkinsRaj28]

AIDS Distributor

or Bnoficace Ndong

 

[Valuebets]

Mike Hawk

 

[res]

Donald Dump


My 1st flick--I would take a dump in Rosie O's big mouth
while she is being gangbanged by a bunch Chinese guys calling her a "fat assed lezbo", :fckmad:


in Chinese of course.

 

[doubledeuce22]

long e. nuff

 

[Alamorich]

Dick Delong

 

[quantumleap]

Arn't you suppose to take your middle name and the street you grew up on?

In that case I'd be James Ivy.

Awesome.

Mine would be Art Needles.

:WTF:

It sounds like something you would crochet with. Imagine some old lady on a public access channel showing how to knit an afghan saying "ok ladies, now we're going to take these Art Needles to make a special loop so we can put the finishing touches on our afghan."

I don't think that "needles" would be a word one would want to use to describe one's unit in a porn flick.

 

[MonkeyMentos]

:lolBIG: needles.
I'd be Paul Kenmore. Great, I'm a fucking dish washer with a semi-hard 12 inch prick named for an apostle no one fucking remembers. Matthew this, Judas that, blah, blah, blah.


By genre:
snuff - Dick Cheney
dominatrix - Hillary Clipon
submissive - Dick Chainme
human humidor - never mind.

 

[BETNHI]

Mack Truck

 

[MarkieMark+]

Arn't you suppose to take your middle name and the street you grew up on?

In that case I'd be James Ivy.

Awesome.

Edward Swallow


No shit ..... grew up on Swallow Crescent. :monsters-

 

[My.Lola]

Toma Tuyukota

Chinese :hump:

 

[billhill999]

Milo Yambag

 

[fucnluc]

Edward Swallow


No shit ..... grew up on Swallow Crescent. :monsters-

Sounds like some gay shit is ready for you. hno:

 

[Antonioli]

loul wang

 

[wavemaker]

either/or:

- Golden Rod

- Harry Paratestees

 

[ThePig+]

Skip Foreplay

classic

 

[ThePig+]

Butch Bukkake

 

[Ego74]

Big Dick Hertz

 

[Valuebets]

D.V.Dick

 

[chubbdog]

Quick Draw McGraw