If you had to choose between a Wife and Wagering which would it be?

[Bitterlittleman]

Wagering or wife........

I would pick my wife. Besides, when she takes my money, there's usually something to show for it.

 

[max1234]

Angelle,

Delete his ass and see how upset he gets. He can go find JJ and they can play together.

 

[DarrylParsons]

If the only type of wife that existed was one who did not tolerate gambling, I would choose gambling, but thank God (and Allah) there are wives who not only tolerate gambling but also booze, lovers and other wives

 

[JoeyC]

Losing a bet costs less than losing a wife!

 

[max1234]

JoeyC,

Yeah, but it's hard to put a price on a good time.

 

[max1234]

A MasterCard moment:

Legal fees for divorce: $15,000
Settlement to wife: $200,000
Child support for two kids: $1200 a month

That cute little 25 yr old nymph that replaces the bitch you were married to: Priceless

 

[Journeyman]

Priceless post Max

 

[Bitterlittleman]

That's a good one max1234.

 

[JoeyC]

Max: I know brother.

But sometimes, it's cheaper to keep her

 

[max1234]

I know Joey, but when you figure out what it costs for Johnny Cochrane to defend you on that Murder in the First charge (personally, I thought she could fly off the roof, too, if she flapped her arms hard enough) it's a toss up on the cost deal.

 

[Tex]

This is Fats whadda ya have the bears ?

 

[Java]

Why not do both and wager the wife?

 

[JackDee]

"(come on beany- think of a new one
I know oyu are creative and can do better)

[This message was edited by Angelle on July 09, 2003 at 05:12 PM.]"

This must be the sweetest mod intervention ever, angelle, i am coming down to cr just to meet you, and if you are by any chance a ghost of a bloke i ll shoot you, but i doubt it.

 

[Angelle]

thanks-
I just saw my typo.

 

[JackDee]

" I am still alive at 80, please come and shoot me..."

good one vegas, lmao!

 

[JackDee]

so, where would "Somewhere between heaven and hell" be, maybe you could take some time off in a greek island say, where it's more the former than the latter.

 

[Angelle]

I am not in CR anymore..
I am now living somewhere b/w heaven and hell

 

[Angelle]

LMAO-
I am in Louisiana

 

[ericdixon]

Wife, but the good news is I will never have to chose, she knows I do and always have.

 

[ericdixon]

choose