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I'll paraphrase an old joke...

A man stops to see his doctor on the way home from work and discovers he has an incurable disease. The doctor tells him it's so advanced, he won't live to see the sun come up the next day. He goes home, tells his wife the bad news, eats his last meal and they make love. She falls asleep, he wakes her up and she reluctantly agrees to make love again. Around 2 am, he wakes her up once more and wants to make love. His wife says, "Yeah, but you don't have to get up in the morning."
 

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Start taking shots of 151 and bang the biggest nastiest whore I can find
 

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I was waiting on these two above to post on this one I knew it would be funny as shit.@):)
 

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Go on a 55 minute rape spree and then B-line it to church to ask God for forgiveness.
 

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Rob a bank and give the money to my family.

Or blow myself up at a muslim mosque.
 

MY HEART IS A HOME AND FEAR DONT LIVE HERE
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if i had 24 hours to live id probally say fuck it eat some fried chicken and drink a nantucket.
 

Scottcarter was caught making out with Caitlin Jen
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I'd have sex with NES


















again
 

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