If You Found a Suitcase Filled With One Million Dollars.....

[rscl31]

put in on black, if i win return the original suitcase, if i lose, I never foudn it!

 

[~Falco~]

Keep it and wait for somebody to report it missing. If somebody came forward, I would return it to them. If no one came forward to reported it missing, I would assume the reason they did not report it would have to do with dirty money and I would KEEP IT. I would hand money to the needy at my local trailer park. I would bankroll some Porno movies; producer director and smoke crack with my actresses.

 

[BoZZi]

what kind of a question is this......who in their right minds would return that amount of money?

 

[THE SHRINK]

BoZZI,

Believe it or not, there are some people I know for a fact that would return it, me not being one of them...

However, if I learned that someone reported it missing, I would indeed return it...

THE SHRINK

 

[Schouest]

V-E-G-A-S !

 

[THE SHRINK]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schouest:

V-E-G-A-S !<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You Degenerate You!

 

[appolo]

It would depend if I know whose it is? If its just cash then my biggest problem would be me explaining to my wife that those lumps in our new 2k mattress are suppose to be there!! LOL

 

[charliepeete]

100,00 felloff of a brinks armored car in detroit, michigan and my brother picked it up and delivered it to the headquaters of brinks

 

[lander]

I'd buy MajorWager and turn it into a Canadian figure skating forum.

 

[postaldoug]

I'd go to Vegas with it, and turn it into some REAL money !

 

[THE SHRINK]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lander:

I'd buy MajorWager and turn it into a Canadian figure skating forum.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Mr.Jones]

I would head out to the watering hole and buy drinks all night long. I'd get plastered. Then I would buy a few friends cars and stuff they need. I would leave c note tips all over the place. I'd call an escort service and have them send up every girl they got working. I'd take the girl I could never have and take her for two weeks to Vegas and tell her I got a lot more where that came from. Buy me a Vette and Harley cash. Go a few nights with the local, betting multi dimes. Tell the local unemployment office to shove it and throw the remaing food stamps back at the caseworker.


And I would be very careful not to raise any suspicions in case somebody was looking for a dude who might have found a million.

 

[TheGeneral+]

But Mr Jones, what would Mrs Jones think of this

 

[THE SHRINK]

General,

I know you are a toddler but...

ME AND MRS JONES...(da dump da dump)

WE HAD A THING....

GOING ON (da dump da dump)...

 

[TheGeneral+]

I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me.

 

[Horseshoe]

Offer it to buy Billy Baxter's Playbook!

 

[5teamparlay]

BURY IT FIOR A YEAR AND THEN I WOULD CALL SAUL

 

[eventhorizon]

Well being that I live in Vegas I would bring the suitcase home empty it out put some losing betting tickets in the suitcase return it to where I found it with a note saying "Sorry about that!"

 

[Greenbacks]

Finders keepers losers weepers

 

[Haystacks]

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try to find the owner and return it...

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never ceases to amaze me how honourable & full of Integrity RX posters are...NOT...

What if there was a bag of coke in with the Money...would you still return it?

coke doesn't exist anymore..... So