If you could trade lives with anyone celebrity....

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Dang, I hadn't seen the word "quim" used since I was about 12 years old and used to sneak read my dad's book "sexual politics" by Kate Millet.

They snuck that word into The Avengers.

 

[Doug]

Leonardo DiCaprio. Young, handsome, insanely wealthy, and constantly nailing world class quim.

38. not so young, basically near halftime.

Not a bad choice though !

I would despise the fame factor and those papparotski fuckers. I'd go for somebody younger and less well known.

 

[Mr_Mark]

Hugh Hefner

 

[Mr_Mark]

Kate Upton, and I would sit at home and play with my own boobies all day.

Dont forget to film it and then email it to yourself

 

[5teamparlay]

RON JEREMY -- but just for a week

close 2nd the guy from backroom casting couch.

 

[milwaukeemike]

Sadly i would pick the tool from nickelback because he gets to hump avril

 

[powerz]

Rory Mcllroy

 

[Stax]

Adam scott...the golfer not the actor

 

[Albatross]

Adam scott...the golfer not the actor

+1

 

[DELSOL]

HUGH HEFNER. I love those bunnies...

 

[Bourn]

Ronaldo

 

[Doug]

HUGH HEFNER. I love those bunnies...

you want to be that old ?

 

[5teamparlay]

Leonardo DiCaprio. Young, handsome, insanely wealthy, and constantly nailing world class quim.

[h=6]HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/h]November 11, 1974 (age 45)

[h=6]BIRTHPLACE[/h]Los Angeles, CA

happy bday leonardo
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[unusualsusp11]

any NL pinch hitter. you make good money and only have to get up once maybe 3 or 4 times a week. if you get on base you get pinch run for and are out of the game. no stress to perform in the field ever. just go 40 for 130 and hit .308 and they will keep you on the team to hit for pitchers. great job.

 

[GoBlue34]

Sadly i would pick the tool from nickelback because he gets to hump avril

She has always been underrated. I would so love to bang her and something about her. I have some friends that don't understand why I think she's extremely hot but she is.

I would pick Bieber probably. He's a huge d-bag but having college chicks all want to bang you at the drop of a hat and having millions of girls think is a god? I'd be ok with that and have all his money.