After several centuries of lowbrow Missourians mating with much higher brow Texans, they all moved north to New York City and well....there ya go
Monkeys or Jews? There seems to be both in South Florida as well (and a least one of the two in Clearwater :0) although I believe she comes via NY.)
I was actually freaked out when I saw little monkeys in the trees at night when my sister lived in the Fort Lauderdale/Miami area.
However, talk about monkeys, I was in northwest Japan (around Nagano), and there were huge monkeys randomly running around the village, sitting on rooftops, hanging out on the side of the road, etc. Now that was something I will never forget. The Japanese guys I was with told me that the monkeys from time to time will attack old ladies and children.