If we evolved from monkeys-

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After several centuries of lowbrow Missourians mating with much higher brow Texans, they all moved north to New York City and well....there ya go

Monkeys or Jews? There seems to be both in South Florida as well (and a least one of the two in Clearwater :0) although I believe she comes via NY.)

I was actually freaked out when I saw little monkeys in the trees at night when my sister lived in the Fort Lauderdale/Miami area.

However, talk about monkeys, I was in northwest Japan (around Nagano), and there were huge monkeys randomly running around the village, sitting on rooftops, hanging out on the side of the road, etc. Now that was something I will never forget. The Japanese guys I was with told me that the monkeys from time to time will attack old ladies and children. :103631605
 

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Yeah...various simian species make their home in the Everglades, which overall is home to more species of life than anywhere in the North American continent.
 

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There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.
 

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Just sittin' here eatin' my KFC breakfast sandwich bro...waitin' to give somebody an ass whuppin' with these blown up guns of mine.
 

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How come there are still monkeys runnin around?


If this was how evolution worked, there would only be one species.

The notion that one species dies out when another diverges shows how shallow the creationist mind is.
 

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Which whalewager you callin' out? Me or the other one?

Cause if it's it me, I'm about to whup some ass here.
 

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If I gave you a big banana, would you be my monkey man?
 

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Would you be charged with a crime if you trained a chimp to shoot a gun and kill someone you didn't like?

How is the monkey going to be able to rat you out?
 

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